Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Looks Like The Rumors Are True


It seems that the rumors of a Fall Out Baby are true! People Magazine is reporting that Ashlee Simpson is indeed prego! It seems a family friend chose money over blood and sold the story to the mag. The source also says that Ash and Pete are getting married next month in Cali.

Pete has vehimently denied the rumors while Ashlee dodged questions when she was asked. Hmmm, who do you believe?

Reason Number 325 To Hate Heidi Montag


I hate to dwell on one celebrity (hate to even call her that), but Heidi just keeps throwing me softballs.. She is saying no to The Hills The Movie and here is why...


The Hills star Heidi Montag isn't keen on starring in a movie version of the hit reality TV show - because she sees herself suited to an acting role opposite Hollywood superstar Denzel Washington.Montag states she has never been approached to feature in a big screen reality venture, but insists she wouldn't consider taking a part in the film if rival and co-star Lauren Conrad was narrating the plot.
She says, "I've never discussed a movie possibility for The Hills…and I'm not sure if for my first movie I'd let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don't think that would be something I would do."If I was doing movies, I'd want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a Hills movie, I wouldn't be in it. No, thank you.


Denzel? Bwaaaaa! Why not Meryl Streep or Al Pacino? Someone please shut her yapper.


Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Reason Number 324 To Hate Heidi Montag


Blondie was on TRL for some reason yesterday and decided to rap with Nelly.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!


Fall Out Baby?


So, depending on who you believe, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz may or may not be expecting a little hoodie. A few reputable sources reported yesterday that they had gotten confirmation that she was indeed with child and was going to be pushing up the wedding date so she could walk down the aisle before she started showing.


Pete, however, has other words for the general public.



"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in
Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm
really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really,
this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."


Who do you believe?

Is There Anything In There?


Ok, so here is a pic from the CMT Music Awards last night. Nicole is supposed to be 5 or 6 months pregnant. She looks like she had a big dinner and she's a little bloated for crying out loud.

No, He's Totally Straight...


Mario Lopez is currently prepping for his role in "A Chorus Line" on Broadway.

Do I really have to say anything else?

Now I know why Latty is so enamoured with him! What up Preppy?

Monday, April 14, 2008

Wanna Feel Good? Don't Read This Post...



Parade Magazine's annual "What People Earn" issue is out and it was basically created to remind us how poor we are. Oprah once again topped the list.
Here's the complete list of what people prettier than you earned in 2007.
Oprah Winfrey: $260 million

Tiger Woods: $115 million

Steven Spielberg: $110 million

Dr. Phil McGraw: $90 million

50 Cent: $33 million

Gisele Bundchen: $33 million

Miley Cyrus: $18.2 million

Mary-Kate Olsen: $17 million

Ryan Seacrest: $12 million

Trouble (Leona Helmsley’s dog): $12 million

Eli Manning: $11.5 million

Katherine Heigl: $11 million

Jeff Foxworthy: $10 million

Jessica Alba: $9 million

Mariska Hargitay: $7 million

Carrie Underwood: $7 million

Scarlett Johansson: $5 million


Ok, so there is a DOG who makes more money in one year than I will ever see in my life. And Miley Cyrus with 18 mil? Are you kidding? Thats it, I'm having kids now-if I get them started early I should be able to retire in 10 years or so and become the stage mother I've always wanted to be.