Do Something Once And You Are Branded For Life...

Joe Simpson has no trouble whoring out his daughters, but has real issues with boy on boy action. He has told Ashlee that Pete Wentz is not welcome at Casa de Simpson this year for Christmas. Why you ask? Guyliner - no. Naked pics on the internet - nope. Stupid hoodies - not even close. It's because Pete has admitted to kissing another boy on the mouth. Ashlee was upset, but in the end agrees with her dads morals. Or she just wants another shot to dance a jig on SNL and Papa Joe is the only one who can get it done.

Busted

Keifer Sutherland was officially sentenced yesterday to 48 days in jail for his September DUI arrest. He turned himself in to the Glendale County Jail last night. He'll be required to serve the entire sentence behind bars, so no house arrest - no ankle bracelets. When he gets out he'll begin serving five years probation. He also has to enroll in an 18-month alcohol education class and attend weekly AA meetings.