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We interviewed Lindsay Hager from the new Fox reality show "Nashville" this morning. Check out the show tonight at 8!

Just Announce It Already..

Christina Aguilera still hasn't officially confirmed her pregnancy. Well, after these pics I don't think there is much doubt...

Proof of Britney's Shoe Malfunction

Ok, this dude has been working overtime in trying to prove that the reason Britney sucked at the VMA's was because of a broken boot heel.
Decide for yourself...

JC Knows Who The REAL Boy Band Is!

JC Chasez has switched teams - not in a Lance Bass sort of way. He is now writing songs for The Backstreet Boys!!! At least one of his tracks, a song called "Treat Me Right" has made their upcoming album, "Unbreakable", which drops October 30th. I CAN'T WAIT! LOVE MY BOYS! AJ McLean (who I will forever lust after) calls JC "one of the most talented songwriters I have ever worked with." Welcome to the REAL band JC!

JLo Preggo?

You decide. Bump or Big Mac?

Michael Jackson Likes To Watch Chris Brown Dance

I'm sure you saw Chris Brown tear it up at the VMA's! Well, you weren't the only one... Apparently MJ saw the broadcast and LOVED it! Chris paid tribute to Michael by performing part of Jackson's classic "Billie Jean" dance routine. Michael said

"Chris is a bright and shining star whom I enjoy watching perform. I am happy to have had a positive influence on him."

He then invited Chris over for a slumber party with Macaulay Culkin and Bubbles.

Wow, I've Always Wanted To Say That

Brad Pitt has let Angelina have full control of all man cards and both balls. She was overheard saying the following:

A reporter was sitting nearby when Angelina popped into the Waldorf-Astoria’s Sir Harry’s bar to enjoy a glass of red wine with “a tall, muscular male friend” and talk about money. “I won’t talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid,” she said. “Someone has to make the big decisions, though. He’ll put money into things — but it’s bizarre! It doesn’t always make sense to me. The reality is, we’re not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions. Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty.”

Damn girl! Brad will cry into his little pillow tonight! Now back to picking up the kids from school and keeping track of all your lost pride....

Don't Mess With Joe's Baby!

Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson, Joe Simpson and a bunch of other people who don't matter were headed to the club but were brutally rebuffed by the bouncers. When Ashlee got caught up in the mix, Pete and Joe proceeded to commence with the beat down!

Bouncers were willing to let Ashlee, Joe and Pete through — but they blocked the Simpson entourage, which included the Gym Class Heroes MC, Marc DeJesus.
"What are you doing?" yelled Wentz, demanding that his crew be escorted to a waiting SUV. "This is my [bleeping] car! I paid for this [bleeping] car!"
Tempers rose, and, before long, a security guard shoved Wentz, knocking Ashlee against a wall.
We watched as Wentz rushed to her aid. The Fall Out Boy bassist rained punches on the much-taller door sentries. Papa Joe also dove into the chaos.
"When somebody messes with my baby, then it's over!" Joe told us later, drawing his finger across his throat.
Happily, the sound and fury didn't result in any serious injuries, and the Simpson-Wentz group managed to leave.
Outside, Wentz stomped around and spat on the wall of the club. "[Bleep] this place!" he screeched, vowing never to set foot inside again. (A Jet rep had no immediate comment.)
One fan tried to snap a picture of Simpson and Wentz after the melee, prompting Ashlee to lunge for the guy's camera. Wentz quickly grabbed her around the waist.
Joe, whose starlet offspring Jessica wasn't present, suggested that the bouncers are "just mad they make $12 an hour."

Joe is one bad ass dude! Pete goes in for the punches, but Joe makes a threatening gesture... wow what a dad. With his meal tickets he obviously doesn't remember what it's like to make $12 an hour. What an ass.

Stop The Insanity!

Paris wants to adopt!!! But not babies from foreign lands like Angelina. Nope, only blonde haired girls with pretty eyes will do. She says:

'You don't need a husband to have babies.' There are babies in orphanages
around the world, and she's hoping to find four girls with blond hair and pretty
eyes to whom to give the Hilton name."The 26-year-old blond, who has made no
secret of her desire to become a mother, wants her future children to follow in
her footsteps and become famous.The source added: "She's been telling people, 'I
want a brood of little mini versions of me.' I'll raise them to be the most
famous women in the world."Paris also wants her daughters to become models and
is planning to launch her own line of children's clothing.The source said:
"She'll design a line of baby clothes. She sees her kids modeling from a young
age."

OH MY GOD!!! Someone has to stop this before it begins! Raising them to be famous? I can just see it. Lessons on posing for the paparazzi, how to party until the wee hours but still look fabulous, and dress codes that don't include panties. She'll probably name them like she does her pets and carry them around in big Louis Vuitton bags. Eek.

Maybe Now She'll Get A Stylist...

The new issue of US Weekly is reporting that Brit Brit was none to happy with her choice of costumery at her disasterous VMA performance. She was heard screaming backstage

"Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!”

Now remember that MTV had chosen wardrobe for her and she would have none of it saying it didn't make her look sexy enough. She makes terrible wardrobe choices on a daily basis. Britney you are a beautiful young woman, get you a stylist and quit shopping at Forever 12.

Eeek. Wow Brit, If That's All You Got...

If you'd like to see Britney's biggest fan, click here. It's the saddest thing Ive ever seen.

Comments

It's Kennedy Bitch...
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Trick Daddy Breaks My Heart...

Now I am not what you would call "krunk", but I LOVE me some Trick Daddy! I'll be the funkiest white girl rollin in my Crossfire when "In Da Wind" is blowin from my car stereo. I just found out Trick got busted in Miami after getting a fight in a strip club. Now this part doesn't bother me at all. The fact that the strip club is called Tootsie's Cabaret, no problem. The fact that he had to get wheeled out on a gurney!!! Unacceptable! Where is my Thug Holiday, Trick? Sheesh.

Vanessa Hudgens Might Have A New Gig...

She sent out one too many nudie shots to one too many gay guys and got caught. I mean, who hasn't right? Anyhoo, if the Mouse decides to jettison Vanessa for a more prestine virgin, I mean version, it seems she has work waiting. Joe Francis, the scumbag who brought you the "Girls Gone Wild" franchise says he's hiring!

"Joe Francis has offered Hudgens
$500,000 to "join the GGW brand and lifestyle." In a press release issued from a
Nevada prison, Francis says "Vanessa Hudgens is the classic girl next door gone
wild. Being sexual is not a crime." As for the nude pictures now circulating the
Internet, Joe doesn't seem to mind. "She took a picture," he says, "it was
leaked, and now it is time to move forward with her career." Joe
knows best!

Vanessa, you might be going through some embarassing stuff now, but nothing will compare to your daughter clicking through You Tube sometime in the future and finding you convincing young girls to take it all off for a T-shirt.

Tommy Lee Speaks...Well, Blogs

Tommy Lee has put a posting on his official website (who knew he had one). I'll save you the trouble of redirecting your browser...

“Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!
Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!”

Oh, it's all clear to me now, Tommy. Thanks for that. I still think you are a wuss and Kid could kick every piece of your tattooed ass.

VMA Fashion Victims

Well, now that the VMA's are over, let's make fun of what people wore...

Alicia Keys working those curves! Just not a big fan of the spandex/lyrca combo...

Ashanti looks like she's going to my 9th grade Homecoming Dance. It's not quite short enough and she doesn't have quite enough baby oil on her legs...

I just don't like anything Beyonce wears. Like I care to see your freaking leg. Why does she have to pose as if she's on the runway every time she takes a picture? At least she wasn't showing off her armpits...

Ceelo from Gnarls Barkley... Ok, are you kidding me? Are you shooting a Steven Seagall movie later? What can I learn from you, Grasshopper???

The Britney Fallout Continues...

Ok, now it's really getting good. Page Six is reporting on what REALLY happened and why she was such a mess at the VMA's. Here is what they had to say...

" On Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was scheduled to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. Our spy said, "She didn't even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out . . . Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess."

She didn't go straight into rehearsals, nope, not our Brit...

"She went to her hotel room and ordered a bunch of food and some frozen margaritas," the spy said. "She came down, like, an hour later with a frozen margarita in her hand."
When Spears preformed on Sunday, she stumbled a couple times and couldn't remember the words she was lip-syncing. She covered her mouth at one point but by the end of the song had simply given up any pretense of singing.

"The dance number was spectacular - without her," said our spy at rehearsal. "When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn't going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn't do them."

She didn't like the outfit that MTV picked out for her, I'm guessing it covered too much skin...

"MTV wanted her to wear a corset outfit. It would have looked great and covered a lot of things up, but she hated it and didn't think it was sexy enough."
Instead, Spears changed into a spangly bra-and-underwear outfit she'd brought with her that emphasized her weight gain over the last year.

And with friends like these, who needs enemies...

"The dancers were texting pals, asking them to pray for them. They were worried."
After Spears performed at the VMAs, she allegedly broke down in tears but then partied until 3 a.m. She changed outfits several times and again was photographed by paparazzi wearing no underwear.

Wow, just when you started feeling just a little bit bad for her, you hear something like this. I don't know what to say anymore.

I Love New York Season 2!

Check it out! Here are the men vying for the affection of that tramp NY from Flava of Love. How did she get a second season? Honestly, I can't look at her without wondering what drag show she just walked out of. Who do you want to win? I'm going for the guy named "Midget Mac", I leave it to you to figure out who that is...

The Fallout...

So what do you do after you humiliate yourself on national TV? Go party with no panties of course! Brit was spotted out in the wee hours of the morning and seemed to forget a vital part of her wardrobe. She was getting out of a car and showed her money maker to everyone around. Not that we haven't seen it before, but I guess it gives us something else to talk about other than wow did she suck on Sunday night! Speaking of Sunday, Brit was well aware of how badly she did at the VMA's. According to my sources she ran off stage so quickly she almost tripped and then began crying hysterically.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, what was KFed doing during all of this? He was at home having a b-day party for his young uns. Jaden James turns 1 and Sean Preston turns 2 this week. Brit's mom and dad were there along with 20 other guests.

If it wasn't so insane it would be sad...

Paris Has A Big Mouth...

Paris Hilton let it fly last night at LAX in Vegas that Christina Aguilera was preggo. Of course, this is something we all think we know, but she hasn't officially announced it. Paris took the mic and pronounced "I want everyone to say congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, Christina Aguilera. You're gorgeous!" Big mouth. Xtina was a little pissed at first, but chilled as the night went on.

You Can Take Kid Rock Out The Trailer...

Kid Rock and Tommy Lee got into it at the VMA's on Sunday!! Kid was walking up to present an award with Diddy when Tommy Lee started talking smack. Now, if I'm picking someone to talk smack about, Kid Rock ain't the guy I'm going after unless I have had a Barry Bonds size dose of HGH. No one knows exactly what was said, but Kid wasn't having it and backhanded him. Tommy tried to land a punch, not so much and Kid got another one in there. Tommy Lee was escorted out, but Kid was allowed to stay. Cops were on the lookout for Kid, how they couldn't find him I don't quite understand. No word on whether or not Tommy will press charges. Tommy, take your ass whooping like a man and sit down.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say..

Come sit next to me...

So did you see Britney's performance last night? It gives the word "suck" new meaning. She half-assed the whole thing. However, before I continue my rant, there are a few theories behind why she seemed to be off.

One theory says she was out too late the night before. She was spotted out with Diddy until the wee hours.

Second, and probably closer to the truth, is that she was upset by Sarah Silverman. Just moments before she was to take the stage, she heard Sarah practicing her monologue and heard the jokes about her kids being the "cutest mistakes". She just wanted the performance to be over with and so she just marked it.

Another theory is that MTV canceled the performance at the last minute. She had a big showy performance set with Chriss Angel and they were told that the stage couldn't handle what they were going to do.

Excuses Excuses - she sucked. That is all.