The Video 411: 09-27-07

And remember, you didn't hear it from me...

The Ego Doesn't Fall Far From The Ego Tree

Kanye West is pretty full of himself, as we know. I have found out where all that conceit comes from...his mother.

"I can't really comment on how other people who became stars were raised. …
I do know that yes, I do think that Kanye is a voice that can definitely be used
and should be used not only in hip-hop but across the arts, period. I think he
is broader than a genre. … I think he has a calling to reach a number of people.
Kanye keeps it real. He touches the people. You never know how words can save a
person's life, physically or otherwise. People like Martin Luther King or
Mahatma Gandhi or, in my view, Barack Obama, or Jesus Christ — people whose job
it is to tell the truth — I see that in Kanye. Now, people like you are gonna
go, 'Oh, Kanye's mom said he's like Jesus!' but … when you have a gift, you
didn't get it by yourself. … Your truth is your truth"

Wow. I mean, I really have no words. Wow. Just wow.

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Lindsay Steals Steve-O's Stash...

Steve-O says Lindsay Lohan stole his bag of dope. Is this news?

"JACKASS" star Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him. The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the "Boog Suge" from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There's even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O's house for a DVD he was filming at the time.

I mean seriously. You don't leave a fat kid around cake, you don't spit in the wind, and you don't leave your coke around Lindsay Lohan.

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What Do You Think It Smells Like?

Paris Hilton is releasing a new scent called "Can Can" and it's inspired by the movie Moulin Rouge. Wow, that's cutting edge stuff right there. I mean, you really have your finger on the pulse girl.

Britney Just Doesn't Get It

Brit went out for Mexican the other day at a restaurant called Acapulco. She enjoyed the chips and salsa, but, when it was time to go, she wasn't quite done with her margarita. So, what's a girl to do? Just walk out with it and get in the car. Like ya do.

Because if I was in a huge custody battle, verging on the brink of rehab, and knew the world was watching everything I did - I'd totally take the traveller.

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Happy Friday!

Justin took it off at his show in Sacremento this week. Karson, this one's for you!

Just When I Thought I Couldn't Hate Her More...

Heidi Montag, that chick from The Hills who dumped her best girl friend for a publicity hound named Spencer has said she'd rather die than not have fake boobs. According to US Magazine:

Heidi Montag tells Us Weekly that after being sent off to a rhinoplasty and breast augmentation
by her boyfriend saying, “I’m so proud of you,” she then made the decision that
she would rather be dead than have small boobs and a large nose.
…surgery is
a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up?
Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth
it. I wanted it so badly.”

You are so right. Better to be hated by everyone than known by noone, right sweetie? There is steam coming out of my ears right now, seriously. Boobs do not make the woman, Heidi. No amount of scraping, sucking, or silicone can change the shallow person you are.

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Denial - Not A River In Egypt...

There is no WAY she isn't pregnant. Discuss...

George Clooney In Motorcycle Accident!

George Clooney was involved in a motorcycle accident over the weekend. He was riding with his flavor of the month, Sarah Lawson. They were treated and released, he suffered a broken rib or two.

George Clooney and a companion were injured on Friday when their motorcycle collided with a car on a narrow road across the Hudson River from New York City.
Clooney suffered a broken rib and scrapes while his passenger, Sarah Larson, broke her foot in the 3:30 p.m. collision. The two were treated at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen and released, Clooney's spokesman, Stan Rosenfield, said. "He's doing fine," Rosenfield said. "He has a broken rib, it's very painful and it'll take a long time to heal."

Clooney and Larson were traveling north and sped up to pass on the right of a 1999 Mazda Millenia that was preparing to make a right turn, said Weehawken police Sgt.
Sean Kelly. Both were wearing helmets. It wasn't known whether the Mazda's
driver, whose identity was not immediately released, used a turn signal, Kelly
said. The accident was under investigation. "It's a he-said, she-said right
now, but you can't pass on the right in Weehawken or anywhere in Jersey," Kelly
said. Rosenfield said the accident occurred when the vehicle signaled a
left-hand turn, but turned right and struck Clooney's motorcycle.
"The car signaled left. George was riding to the right. The driver decided to make an
abrupt right turn and clipped George," he said.
The 46-year-old actor was in the New York area to film the dark comedy Burn After Reading, co-starring Brad Pitt, John Malkovich and Frances McDormand.

But his face is ok, so we can all rest easy....

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Britney Not Having A Good Week...

Britney Spears cannot seem to catch a break. The "mystery witness" that appeared in court last week was her ex-bodyguard Tony Barretto and he has spilled the beans to the highly reputable "News of the World" publication in the UK. Here are some of the things he alleges...

--Long story short, Barretto thinks Britney has MENTAL PROBLEMS. She's
constantly drinking and doing drugs, she barely takes care of her own kids. . .
and her home is no place to raise children.
--Barretto says that back in May,
Britney almost OVERDOSED after a hotel room binge with singer HOWIE DAY. . .
whom she'd met during her rather worthless rehab stint. Barretto says he saw
white powder, but he wasn't sure if it was coke or meth.
--This was just
hours before one of those lame comeback performances she was doing back then,
where she'd just get up on a stage and lip-synch to a few of her songs. Despite
her condition, she was able to give that night's "performance".
--He also
claims that Britney speaks to her boys in some kind of weird, made-up language,
and it FRIGHTENS them. Barretto says he once saw Britney standing by her garbage
cans, talking to HERSELF in this language.
--Seeing Britney naked was pretty
much par for the course if you worked for her. When Barretto first started,
other employees even warned him about it. Sure enough, he says Britney was naked
around him ALL THE TIME.
--She would also BEND OVER naked in front of him. .
. and sometimes grind her crotch against him with no panties on.
--Barretto
said Britney hated for her bodyguards to smell bad. . . so she made them wear
cologne and didn't like them sweating. But she would, quote, "burp and fart all
the time".
--Not surprisingly, Barretto says Britney wasn't the best mother.
She'd pawn her kids off to staff. . . including bodyguards. . . pretty much
whenever she could.
--He's also seen her let the kids roam around the pool
unsupervised, forget to feed them and drink in front of them.
--In a separate
interview, Barretto says he and another employee once had a conversation. . . a
SERIOUS conversation. . . about the possibility that Britney could shut down
emotionally and try to hurt the kids. . . possibly by DROWNING them.

Further, she was charged with a hit and run stemming from an incident that happened a month ago. You may remember she went to park her car and hit another in the process - with 20 cameras logging the whole event. Her arraignment is scheduled for October 10th.

Chris Crocker, Ladies and Gentleman...

Chris Crocker was on the Maury show, and, rather than have you watch the whole thing, click here to see the highlights!

Chris, you are one stylish lady!

Miley Cyrus Preggo?

Ok, so I don't know if this is true or not, but here goes. A magazine called J-14 is claiming that in an interview, Miley admits to being with child. For the record...she is 14!!

Yes, sadly it's true. Miley herself confirmed the pregnancy rumors during a J-14 interview. 'I'm going to take good care of my baby. I've already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I'm sorry to all of my fans'," the magazine reported her as saying.
"While Miley is still planning on going on tour for her new solo cd, she's currently filming the series finale of 'Hannah Montana'. Even though she's keeping hush about who's the father. Miley's parents are very disappointed in her: 'Whatever's meant to happen will happen. I guess it was meant to be this way."

What's the deal over there at Disney? Is anyone watching these kids or is it a full on party 24/7 on that channel? Sheesh!

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Nicole Richie Eats!

Nicole and Joel have taken a vacation in Hawaii and the photographers have followed. Don't you think Nicole looks great? I do!

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