That's Divorce, Brother!!

Looks like Hogan does NOT know best. His wifey Linda, has filed for divorce!

Hulk Hogan was blindsighted by his wife Linda’s request for divorce.
The
former wrestler, currently in Los Angeles to prepare for his hosting duties in
the new revival of American Gladiators, was called by a reporter from their
hometown paper the St. Petersburg Times on Friday night, who broke the
news to Hogan.
“Thank you for the great information,” Hulk said politely and
hung up.
Five minutes later, he called back the reporter and said, “I’m kind
of shocked. You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about
three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just
pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going
on here.”
Asked whether he and Linda had discussed divorce, he said, “That’s
my private business.”

Oops.

Britney Adopting?

Oh My God, Becky...

Guess if you can't keep the ones you made the natural way, might as well go get your own! Check this out!

The desperate singer has told friends she’s in the
final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the
move very soon.
This latest twist in the Britney saga comes after the recent
news that hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE has been given full custody of the children Sean
Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden
James.
My snapper caught Britney, who still has access to the kids,
enjoying a precious moment with her boys at her home in LA on Friday.
Friends
feel that Britney has decided to adopt the two six-year-old tots from China in a
frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed.
Britney’s bad week got even worse when she was
banned from driving with the kids in the car after she ran a red light in Hollywood.
And in another worrying move for the former
Pop Princess, I can reveal she is splashing out £25,000 on her OWN
funeral.
Apparently, Brit has forked out the cash because she fears her
spiralling lifestyle may lead to an early grave.
The grim revelation has
friends and family worried that Brit is growing increasingly depressed and that
her unhealthy lifestyle is taking its toll.
But pals are baffled at the
double whammy surprise.
A source close to Britney told me: “It doesn’t seem
that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The
two don’t exactly go hand-in-hand.
“Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing
to do—but not when you’re only 25!
“It’s a case of too much, too soon with
Britney.
“Not a week goes by without something strange happening to her now.
She’s doing herself no favours.”
If Brit does go through with the adoption,
she’ll join the club of celeb mums who have done the same, including MADONNA and ANGELINA
JOLIE.

Holy crap, I don't know what else to say except NOOOOO!

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