Thursday, November 8, 2007

Amy Winehouse Raided!


Amy Winehouse had her house raided! Cops showed up with crowbars to gain entry. Amy and her husband had left only moments before! Amy’s been out wandering around near her house by herself and is believed to now be with her dad. Seems Blake might be going to the pokey for GHB charges brought against him on Monday. Yikes!

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They Can Arrest You For That? I'm In Trouble...



Mickey Rourke, one of my fav actors and the man who never met a plastic surgeon he didn't like, was pulled over for DUI on a SCOOTER! Guess I won't be scooting to EP's tonight...






A scooter-riding Mickey Rourke was arrested Thursday on suspicion of driving under the influence.
Rourke, star of "Sin City" and "Diner," was arrested at 4:20 a.m. and booked at the Miami-Dade County Jail, said Janelle Hall, a jail spokeswoman. He was being held on $1,000 bond, but was in the process of posting the bond, she said.
A telephone message left at the office of Rourke's agent wasn't immediately returned.
A Miami Beach Police report said Rourke made a U-turn with a red light and then swerved several times while on a green scooter. He had a flushed face and bloodshot, watery eyes, his speech was slurred, and he had a strong odor of alcohol on his breath, the report said.
"I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much," the report quoted Rourke as saying.
Rourke, 51, allegedly failed field-sobriety tests before being taken to headquarters. He also failed an alcohol breath test, police said.

Image via Perez Hilton

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Mug Shot Fun!!


Here is Shia's mugshot from earlier in the week. He's so cute!

Someone Get That Girl A Big Mac...


Here is a pic from the set of Angelina's new movie. Wow is she skinny. I mean I could use her leg to get spinach out of my teeth.

Katie Is A Robot


Just hours after running 26 freaking miles, Katie appears at the premiere for Tom's new movie Lions For Lambs. If I had to run one mile I'd need a week off. She looks like he's holding her up, but damn she looks great!

Monday, November 5, 2007

Mother Of The Year, Take 74




Brit Brit went shopping over the weekend, like ya do. However, while the rest of us were deciding if we could afford to get that cute sweater at Express, she was buying overpriced lighting fixtures. Oh yeah, and she left the kids in the car...






Tell Me Something I Didn't Know


Duh...


Finally In the new issue of Glamour, Christina says she will “enter into mommyhood” next year and wants to balance the needs of her child with her career.


Thanks for the newsflash.

Shia Arrested!!


Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested in downtown Chicago early Sunday after allegedly
refusing to leave a Walgreens.LaBeouf, 21, who came to fame on the Disney
Channel's "Even Stevens" and recently starred in box-office hits "Disturbia" and
"Transformers," was arrested about 2:25 a.m. at the store at 757 N. Michigan
Ave., Chicago police spokesman Marcel Bright said.A security guard summoned
police after LaBeouf -- who stars in the upcoming Indiana Jones sequel --
refused several commands to leave the store, Bright said.The guard signed a
complaint against the actor, who was cited on a misdemeanor count of
trespassing.LaBeouf was taken to the Near North police district and posted bail
about 7 a.m., Bright said.His court date is Nov. 28.


Wow, what a bad ass. Nothing gives you street cred like talking back to a Walgreens security guard.

He Used To Be Hot...


So I used to be very much in lust with Nick Lachey. When he kicked Jess to the curb, I thought I could be the one to help him dry his tears and move on to a life of happiness in Memphis. Instead he started dating that tramp Vanessa Minilllininino, who used to be hot, but now is an unemployed party girl. Well, they went on vacation this week to Puerto Rico. Does this picture look like something you dug out of your photo album from 1989? I'm not saying I wouldn't still hit it, I just wouldn't tell anyone.

Run Katie, Run!


Katie Holmes ran the New York freaking Marathon over the weekend! Holy crap, I can't run to the vending machine. Girlfriend ran it in a respectable 5:29:58! Tom and Suri were there to cheer her on and give her kisses. The thing I cannot understand, aside from the fact that she didn't keep running away from Tom, is that it looks like she wasn't wearing a bra! I gotta tell ya, I don't have a ton up top, but I would need some serious support to bounce for 26.2 miles!