The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen...

My feelings toward Heidi and Spencer are not something I keep to myself. I hate them. They make me crazy. For people who are NOT famous, they get to go to all the parties and get in all the magazines, and I thank them for it, because I get to laugh almost every day. Well, I have found the Heidi/Spencer Holy Grail friends... Heidi's new video directed by Spencer!!! It is so bad I cannot explain. He got a boom box, a couple of bikinis, a towel, some tanning lotion and his skinny girlfriend and said, "oh yeah, that's an MTV Video Award waiting to happen". My dog could have come up with a more exciting concept.
Click here for the hilarity...

Baby Bump!

Gwen Stefani shows off her growing baby bump. I swear that woman looks stunning in sweats, it's just not fair. Congrats!

It's My Party, I'll Cry If I Want To...

We thought Paris Hilton and 50 Cent were peeps, guess not. Saturday night at a pre-Super Bowl party hosted by Hilton in Scottsdale, the rapper certainly didn’t seem like her pal. Page Six is reporting that after Fiddy gave Hilton a shout out during his performance, the heiress left her front-row seat to get onstage and dance. At this, Fiddy shouted, “Get the f&*% off the stage!” Hilton scurried off, where witnesses say she then proclaimed, “But it’s my party!” and burst into tears. Hilton will turn 27 later this month. Bwahhhhhhh!

Just Incase She Breaks Into Lip Synch...

Spencer and Heidi went to some party for the Superbowl yesterday. Is that a boom box he's carrying? Why? Just incase if the party gets boring, he can throw in that peice of crap song Heidi has been pushing and she can lip synch while dancing on the buffett table? I mean really, I haven't seen anyone carry a boom box since Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo.

Ange With Bun In Oven?

Brad and Angelina were in Santa Barbara over the weekend for some film festival where Ange won an award for her work in "A Mighty Heart". Could she cover up her belly any more? Where is she getting these flowing shirts and dresses? The JLo "No one will ever know" collection? Just fess up already.

Superblah...

Did you miss the Superbowl commercials? If you did, click here and you'll be able to chat with everyone around the water cooler today.
Did you miss Paula Abduls PRE-TAPED performance? No worries, here you go... Don't say I didn't warn you.
Oh yeah, the Giants won.