Friday, October 5, 2007
Britney Video...Gimme Less
So Much For Being His Rock...

REALITY TV-show relationships don't last long, especially at VH1. In fact, "Rock
of Love" star Brett Michaels never even got started with the "girlfriend" he
selected last season, Jes Rickleff. Sources tell The Post's Melissa Jane
Kronfeld that Michaels was informed by the pink-haired punk rocker over the
phone that she had taken up with a Chicago clothing designer upon returning home
to the windy city. VH1 has renewed "Rock of Love" for a second season, but has
not announced if Michaels will be its heartthrob.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Brooke Hogan Is An Amazon!
Celebrity Sightings!

ou see Alan Alda, get to me fast so I can proceed with the stalking!!Secret Love...
Everything You Need To Know About Britney...
Here's the rest...
The Spears-Federline court hearing has just concluded, and it looks like
things are looking good for Fed-Ex. The judge has ordered that both parties --
Britney that means YOU -- must appear at the next hearing on October 26.Kevin
was whisked out of the courtroom by bodyguards, but not before flashing a smile
to reporters outside. What exactly happened inside we don't know, but his
attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is scheduled to give a quick statement any
minute.Looks like she didn't show up today after all...UPDATE: K-FED RETAINS
CUSTODY; BRIT GETS MONITORED VISITATION TMZ
says: "Kevin Federline will retain custody of his children and Britney will
get monitored visitation -- this after a court hearing lasting nearly three
hours. K-Fed's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says both side presented evidence at
today's hearing. He would not say exactly what happened, but he hinted that the
judge would make an order soon."Update 2: Rumors are circulating that Britney will soon enter the Crossroads
Rehabilitation Center in Antigua (it's the one Eric Clapton started), the same
facility that she checked into and out of within 24 hours back in February. Once
I have a reliable source I will link it.Update 3: TMZ
says that K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, called today's ruling
"justified." They also report that Britney definitely was not there, and that
they just got a shot of her putting gas in her SUV at a Shell Station in the San
Fernando Valley.Update 4: CLICK
HERE for the article on Britney possibly re-entering rehab this
weekend.Update 5: TMZ is
confirming that Britney has been ordered to appear for the hearing on
October 26: "TMZ has learned L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon has ordered
Britney and K-Fed to court at the next hearing, set for October 26.We've learned
on Monday, Commissioner Gordon said he would not order the parties to court, but
made it clear that it would be a good idea for them to show. Sources say
Britney's lawyer, Sorrell Trope, asked Britney to show but she wouldn't. Kevin
showed up, along with his lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan. It was the first
appearance in court by either one. Britney spent some of her afternoon at a
Shell gas station in the San Fernando Valley. Britney's lawyer argued that the
ruling on Monday was unfair and he asked to reinstate the 50/50 custody
arrangement. The judge declined to do it."Update 6: Here is a picture of Britney, apparently taken
this afternoon by TMZ (possibly during the court hearing). It's been up for
a bit but I didn't know if it was new or not until now (they showed video of it
on "Larry King Live" just now and said it was from today, and yes, she's
smiling/laughing in the video). I know a lot of you are experiencing "Britney
burnout" and I apologize, but I know that there are also people who want any
tidbit they can get:Update 7: TMZ
reports that Britney is currently holed up at the Beverly Hills Four
Seasons: "TMZ cameras caught Brit and cousin Alli Sims going into the
extravagant Beverly Hills Four Seasons Hotel around 6:15 PM PST. An army of
photogs trailed behind Britney, who drove her dinged up white Mercedes from her
Hollywood Hills mansion following a day filled with gas stations, coffee shops
and photo ops."Update 8: MTV
News obtained the following statement from Jive Records: “It’s not Jive’s
place to fashion a public-relations campaign with respect to Britney’s personal
issues, but Jive does care about her and does support her. We’re not pointing
fingers — because the media and the paparazzi wouldn’t exist if there weren’t an
appetite for it. But there’s no question that when you have someone at this
level of celebrity, they become like cartoons or soap-opera characters, and we
forget that they’re human beings. People say that’s the trade you make, that you
have to give up your privacy or the ability to lead a normal life, but sometimes
you make that bargain before you realize what it entails and it’s too late.
Britney’s a grown woman, and she makes her own choices, and we respect that. But
she’s been at a disadvantage [without a consistent team], and obviously that
makes it harder to cope.”Update 9: Here is Britney at Starbucks while KFed was in court trying to save
the kids:
Ok. I'll take a Britney Break. I'm full.
Lindsay Leaves Rehab
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Lou Perlman Is Disgusting...

"I would absolutely say the guy was a sexual predator. All the talent knew
what Lou's game was," Steve Mooney, an aspiring singer who was Pearlman's
assistant, told VF's Bryan Burrough. "Some guys joked about it. I remember [one
singer] asking me, 'Have you let Lou [use your imagination] you yet?' "
Mooney said he once asked Pearlman, who was known as "Big Poppa," what it
would take for him to get into a band. "I'll never forget this as long as I
live. He leaned back in his chair, in his white terry cloth robe and white
underwear, and spread his legs," Mooney told Burrough. "And then he said, and
these were his exact words, 'You're a smart boy. Figure it out.' " Mooney added
that a singer groped by Pearlman told him, "Look, if a guy wants to massage me,
and I'm getting a million dollars for it, you just go along with it. It's the
price you got to pay."
Phoenix Stone, an early member of the Backstreet
Boys, tells Vanity Fair Pearlman was "definitely inappropriate" with Nick
Carter. Nick's mom, Jane Carter, wouldn't get into specifics, but said, "Certain
things happened and it almost destroyed our family. I tried to warn everyone. I
tried to warn all the mothers . . . I tried to expose him for what he was years
ago."
Tim Christofore, a member of Take 5, recalls that during a sleepover
at Pearlman's house, the music czar swan-dived onto his and another boy's bed
and wrestled with them wearing only in a towel, which came off. "We were like,
'Ooh, Lou, that's gross.' What did I know? I was 13," Christofore told Vanity
Fair.
Rich Cronin, lead singer of LFO, recalled Pearlman told him of an
"ancient massage technique that if I massage you and we bond in a certain way,
it will strengthen your aura."
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Girlfriend Cannot Catch A Break

The mystery guy claims to have bedded Spears while she was vacationing on Hawaii in June - and he caught the sexploits on camera.
And Spears' one-night-stand lover insists the only thing that has been stopping
him from going public with the sex tape is the fact he wasn't happy with his own
performance which he caught on camera. He tells In Touch Weekly magazine,
"It was just normal sex, we didn't do anything crazy. It was a little
disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out." The
28-year-old reveals he was living on Hawaii's Big Island when he met Spears at a
bar on 7 June. They retired to her room at the Four Seasons hotel on
the KonaKohala Coast and made love. The mystery lover admits Spears had no
knowledge he was filming their sex session.
A Drunk Post That Doesn't Involve Britney

Well, looks like Mel is back on the sauce. He was in Bali gettin' his SWERVE on! Man, for such a beautiful man, he sure is an ugly drunk. Funnier yet, is the statement his people released:
“He was in Bali and he was not drinking alcohol. He was drinking those
non-alcoholic virgin cocktails that are made in those island resorts. People
should not be so quick to assume things. Unless he is there drinking water, coffee,
tea or soft drinks, they’re hawking misleading photos.”
Right. And when you see me at EP's on Thursday looking like that, I too was drinking virgin beer.
Source
Pink <3 Carey...
Want To Be Famous???


The producers of "Nothing But the Truth," a feature film scheduled to begin shooting in Memphis on Oct. 10, are searching for area residents to use as actors, stand-ins and extras. Written and directed by Rod Lurie ("Resurrecting the Champ"), the movie stars Kate Beckinsale as a reporter who is jailed for refusing to divulge her sources on a controversial story. Co-stars include Matt Dillon, Alan Alda, Angela Bassett and David Schwimmer.
Those interested in being cast should send a nonreturnable current snapshot, a brief biography and all contact information (home phone, work phone, cell phone, etc.) to:
Casting "NBTT"
c/o The Memphis &
Shelby County Film and Television
Commission
50 Peabody Place, Suite 250
Memphis TN 38103
Auditions will be by appointment only. Casting department representatives will call people they want to see in person. The process is ongoing, so people can be called any time during the shooting, which is scheduled to last through November.
Set in Washington, the story requires such types as TV and newspaper reporters, police officers, FBI employees, business people, schoolchildren and teachers, prison
guards and female prisoners. Women cast as prisoners may have several days of
work in scenes with Beckinsale. Women ages 18 to 50 from all ethnic groups
are invited to apply. Women seeking those roles might benefit from sending
snapshots "with no makeup and unkempt hair," according to casting agents.
The casting department also is seeking boys ages 6-8 to play an "average
boy next door" who is the son of a lead couple. Since the story is set in
Washington, "heavy Southern accents will not work." Parents of boys fitting this age group are encouraged to send the child's current snapshot with the parents' contact
information as soon as possible. "This role is VERY important and the casting director would like to see as many submissions as possible as soon as possible," according to a release from the production.
Get your stuff in and call us if you get in! Also, let me know if you see any of the stars around town, let me know! Celebrity Stalkers Unite!
Monday, October 1, 2007
Jessica Can't Catch A Break

Last summer, Jessica Simpson’s ‘Blonde Ambition’ was banished to the world of
‘Straight To DVD’ after a series of disastrous stamps of failure from film
critics.
Now the movie has been deemed too bad even for a DVD release — it’s
going on sale on home shopping network QVC!!
Ouch!
Nonetheless, Jessica
continues to act. Her latest theatrical flop, ‘Major Movie Star’, has an early
2008 release (and bomb) date.
Does This Look Like A Mother About To Hand Over Her Children?
He Wants Me
Rainbows and Moonbeam Babies

Paula Abdul has said that she is ready for a mini-me! She says:
“That’s the next step in my life. Definitely within the next two years. I thought by now I’d have three grown children.”
She's got a new man who is like 10 years younger than her, not that there is anything wrong with that, but one wonders if he signed on for all this when he hooked up with her to get his picture taken. He is an aspiring actor, if he loves her, I'm the queen of Sheeba.
They Took Her Babies!!

An LA judge has taken Britneys kids! On Monday it was decided that KFed will get 100% custody of the kids. However, Brit Brit must still abide by the judges rules from the last ruling. They include...
- Random drug testing.
- Attending individual counseling at least once a week to address parenting issues.
- Meeting with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week.
Here is the legaleze:
“Respondent’s oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing. The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court’s prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October 3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Repondent’s ex- parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in Department 88.”
I hope this will be the thing that will make her focus on her life as a mother and drop her need to be photographed. Brit, you can do it, now is your time to shine. Don't eff it up.
Rock of Love - Bret Finds His Rock

Well, the finale of "Rock of Love" has come to a close. I don't know how I will fill my days. Seriously, I loved that show - it was a train wreck in a Jack Daniels bottle. My favorite is listening to the loser complaining about how they were edited to look bad. Heather, my sweet, you are who you are, make no excuses for being a trashy stripper, you wear it well. Here's what happens when strippers blog:
HELLO ALL,
FIRST I WANTED TO THANK EVERYONE FOR ALL THE SUPPORT THROUGH OUT THE SEASON OF ROCK OF LOVE. PLEASE BE AWARE THAT EDITING PLAYS A HUGE PART IN TELEVISION, THAT'S WHAT MAKES PEOPLE INTERESTED IN WATCHING. I HAVE CRIED MANY NIGHTS OVER HOW SOME EPISODE PROTRAY ME. I AM SO HEARTBROKEN AND APPALLED THAT I LOOK SO INSENSITIVE IN THE FINALE. I LOVED BRET VERY MUCH AND HE WILL HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART FOREVER. IT JUST BREAKS MY HEART THAT THE EDITING MAKES ME LOOK SO INSENSITVE.ON OUR DATE IN CABO WHEN HE SAID HE WASNT FEELING WELL WE STOPPED AND I WENT AND GOT HIM SOME WATER..IT WAS HIM WHO WANTED TO KEEP RIDING TO GET ALL DIFFERENT CAMERA ANGLES. I WAS
FULL OF SAND AND WOULD HAVE LOVED TO JUST CHILL ON THE BEACH IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS THE MOST REAL, DID EVERYTHING I COULD FOR HIM---U GUYS DID NOT SEE WHEN I WOULD MAKE HIM BREAKFAST IN BED OR WHEN I BOUGHT HIM BALLONS AND ROSES ON HIS BDAY.. I WENT SHOPPING FOR HIM AND HIS KIDS IN CABO AND ACTUALLY SPENT OVER 1000 THROUGHOUT THAT MONTH., BECAUSE I LOVE TO GIVE AND ESPECIALLY TO PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT.
NO, I WASNT THE SKINNIEST ONE OR THE PRETTIEST ONE, BUT I WAS HONEST AND GAVE HIM MY HEART. BRET SEES BEAUTIFUL WOMEN EVERYDAY OF HIS LIFE---REMEMBER TAMARA--BUT, ITS CHEMISTRY AND AN AMAZING BOND THAT IS HARD TO FIND.... WE BOTH FOUND IT AND ITS A SHAME ALL OF AMERICA HAS TO THINK THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST---I ABSOLUTELY, 100% DID NOT SAY I WOULD SHARE HIM.WE BOTH SAID NO..THAT WAS EDITED AND I AM SOOOO APPALLED BY THAT--AS IF THE STIPPER THING WASNT ENOUGH, (WHICH I QUIT DOING MONTHS AGO)--OR PRETTY MUCH NEVER SHOWING ONE BAD THING ABOUT JESS, I GOT RAN THROUGH THE COALS AND HEARTBROKEN ONCE AGAIN.
I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THE TRUTH.
I DO HAVE A COUPLE THINGS IN THE WORKS, SO U WILL BE SEEING ME AGAIN IN THE NEAR FUTURE
SINCERELY,
HEATHER
Whatever.
Wedding - Yes or No?

Word came down today that Joel and Nicole were going to make it official on October 13th in Laguna Beach. Or maybe not. Joel is supposed to be on stage in Sydney, Australia on the 13th. Do you think the fans will understand if he blows off the show just to make an honest woman out of Nicole? Discuss...










