She Loves To Wreck Your Happy Home

Lindsay Lohan seems to only want a man that's taken. She hooked up with that dude in rehab who was married and caused all kind of mad drama in their home. And now I hear her latest conquest (that she met in rehab), was in a relationship before they started doing it in rehab bathrooms. Not only that, but Riley (that's the new boy toy) didn't even tell his girlfriend - just let her find out in between the covers of Star magazine.

Until recently, he was engaged to Murray, Utah, resident Bree Tierney. “Riley
just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess,
tells Us Magazine. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

She's just gotta put her funk on every man in the room, doesn't she?

UPDATE---Riley and Lindsay have given an interview to the journalistic powerhouse that is In Touch magazine and he is speaking out against Bree. He says "we broke up a week before I started dating Lindsay" and that they weren't engaged. I'm sure that was two weeks after they started sleeping together.

Lindz Is Broke...

Lindsay Lohan is on her last dime, or the last dime bag, not sure. Anyway, according to my sources she has spent more money than your entire office will ever see - EVER - in the better part of a year.

In recent months the wayward actress has squandered a staggering SEVEN
MILLION DOLLARS on her wild partying, and now she can’t afford her own place.
She lived for most of last year in Hollywood’s opulent Chateau Mormonte hotel,
spending $450,000 on her $1,200-a-night suite, as well as another $500,000
having chauffeurs on 24-hour standby. Another $350,000 has gone on luxury
Mercedes and BMWs, followed by huge bills for expensive lawyers to defend her on
drink-driving and drugs charges. She spent $1MILLION on clothes, $70,000 on
tanning and hair-styling and well over $500,000 on partying. All this resulted
in three separate spells in rehab—racking up bills of $30,000, $45,000 and
$62,000 for each stint.

Wow, and I thought I splurged putting a new coat on my Macy's card this weekend.

Source

U G L Y You Ain't Got No Alibi

Brit decided to go outside today. She needed gas and made one of the paparazzi pump it. To thank him, she gave him this...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Apologize...

Official video for the One Republic/Timbaland remix of Apologize here. I think the lead singer is a hottie and Timbaland phoned in his performance from his home office.

Lindsay's Latest Victim...

Here is a pic of Lindsay Lohan's latest conquest. Some dude named Riley Giles. Enjoy your 15 minutes, my man.

Shotgun!

So, below you see Dawson and some chick. Don't look at that, check out the guy in the green shirt shotgunning the Miller Lite...

SNAP!

Kabalah Makes Men Look Stupid

Fellow cult members Madonna, Ashton and Demi went to a meeting on Saturday at the Kabalah Center in LA. Seems girls have to wear running suits and all the men must dress in white from head to toe. Wow, count me in...NOT. Looks like Demi is leading him around by the wrist. "Here Ashton, come with me, hurry up, don't dawdle, chin up, don't slouch!" But on the upside, cool Bears hat, Ashton!

Rhianna Tat!

Rhianna has new ink! Here is the pic! I think it is a guitar, not sure. Looks like it still needs some work, too. What do you think?