Here it is...The Video 411 for 09-07-07.
Friday, September 7, 2007
If Lies Were Pockmarks...

Brad Pitt has opened up about his split with Jennifer Aniston and what happened in the time that was after jen but pre-Angelina. He says:
"The most important thing about that time was for Jen and me to figure out if -- how do I put it? -- if we didn't want to go on without any outside influence. Is this were we got off? Have we taken this as far as we wanted to go? Those questions had to be answered before an attraction to Angie could be answered."
Oh my god, I am swimming in s(&%. Back that truck up some more Brad, keep going and you might be able to find your dignity.
I Hate Spencer and Heidi So Much It Keeps Me Up At Night

So it seems that Heidi and Spencer will call off their engagement soon, but not for reals. No, just to get more time in the public eye.
Although MTV denies it, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly planning to end their wedding engagement — but the few fans the couple might have shouldn’t worry, as it’s apparently only a rouse to remain in the media spotlight once The Hills goes on hiatus next spring.
“They’re going to stage a huge breakup, and Heidi is going to pack up all her stuff and move out of their apartment,” said a friend of the couple told OK! Weekly in the magazine’s September 10 issue. “[Heidi] is going to say that she wants to focus on her career and doesn’t have time to plan a wedding and will accuse him of cheating on her.”To keep the cash rolling in, OK! reported Pratt has told friends both he and Montag will attempt to sell their sides of the split to celebrity magazines before rekindling their relationship.“They are going to get the press, then go to Cabo for a reunion weekend,” the friend told OK!.While Pratt and Montag were unable to comment on their elaborate scheme due to a gag order on The Hills third-season cast, which stems from all the feuding between the couple and Lauren “L.C.” Conrad, an MTV representative told OK! “this story is completely untrue.”However Pratt’s former friend Brody Jenner (a relationship that was also a casualty of the Montag vs. Conrad feud) said the plan isn’t entirely unfathomable.“I wouldn’t put it past Spencer,” he told OK!.
“They’re going to stage a huge breakup, and Heidi is going to pack up all her stuff and move out of their apartment,” said a friend of the couple told OK! Weekly in the magazine’s September 10 issue. “[Heidi] is going to say that she wants to focus on her career and doesn’t have time to plan a wedding and will accuse him of cheating on her.”To keep the cash rolling in, OK! reported Pratt has told friends both he and Montag will attempt to sell their sides of the split to celebrity magazines before rekindling their relationship.“They are going to get the press, then go to Cabo for a reunion weekend,” the friend told OK!.While Pratt and Montag were unable to comment on their elaborate scheme due to a gag order on The Hills third-season cast, which stems from all the feuding between the couple and Lauren “L.C.” Conrad, an MTV representative told OK! “this story is completely untrue.”However Pratt’s former friend Brody Jenner (a relationship that was also a casualty of the Montag vs. Conrad feud) said the plan isn’t entirely unfathomable.“I wouldn’t put it past Spencer,” he told OK!.
So, remember the scene in "Can't Buy Me Love" where Cindi and Ronald have their big fight in front of everyone before home room? I say they totally do it like that!
Dad Visits Lindz in Rehab

Michael Lohan will be visiting his daughter Lindsay in rehab in Utah! Dina Lohan had to lift some sort of legal order to allow the visit but feels it is good for both of them to get "closure". Oh Dina, you are such an amazing mother! Way to put your daughter's needs before your own! Here's my question... How many times has Dina been there? Guess she can't fit in the visit on family day inbetween spending Lindsay's money and getting her own tv show on the air.
OMG!

Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter) is taking his role in Equus to Broadway!! All I know is that he gets naked in the show and I'll be there no matter what I have to do. I'll hitch hike, I'll ride my scooter, I don't care! Here is the official statement from Yahoo:
Radcliffe won rave reviews for his performance as a tortured teenager during an 8-week run of Peter Shaffer's grueling psychological thriller in London earlier this year, but said the prospect of acting in New York was "terrifying.""It will be amazing, but I will be terrified because I was talking to Richard Griffiths about playing New York and he said the most stupid thing you can do is underestimate New York audiences," said Radcliffe, 18, in an interview with Reuters.Griffiths, who appeared with Radcliffe in "Equus" in London and played the role of Uncle Vernon in the Harry Potter movies, won a Tony Award in New York in 2006 for his role in "The History Boys."While promoting his latest movie, "December Boys," in New York, Radcliffe -- best known for bringing to life author J.K. Rowling's boy wizard Harry Potter -- said "Equus" could open late next year in New York."I would be very nervous because I think that (the audiences are) even more discerning than in London," he said. "But I know we have a good show, it was a good show when we did it in London and hopefully if we do it again it will still be that good. It has to be better."Media hype over Radcliffe's nude scene in the play sparked more than $4 million in advance ticket sales in London."Equus" was first produced in London in 1973 to critical acclaim and won a Tony Award for best play in 1975 during a long run on Broadway. It was adapted by Shaffer for a 1977 film starring Richard Burton and Peter Firth, which received three Oscar nominations in 1978."December Boys," Radcliffe's first major role outside the Harry Potter films, opens in the United States, Britain and Australia this month. The movie tells the tale of four orphans growing up at a Catholic convent in outback Australia.Radcliffe said he will begin working on "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" -- the sixth movie in the seven part series -- this month and that the project would likely take a minimum of eight or nine months.
Highschool Musical DRAMA!
Pics have surfaced of HSM good girl Vanessa Hudgens, and she ain't wearin' no clothes!! She has spoken out regarding the photo confirming that it's her and calling the matter "unfortunate." "This was a photo which was taken privately," a rep for the High School Musical star tells TMZ.com. "It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public." The picture of Hudgens, 18, surfaced on several Web sites Thursday. I tried to get it up, but it's been removed from every place I know of, I will continue to search for it as I know you are dying to see it, whether you will say it out loud or not. The pics were supposedly taken for her man, Zac Efron. This makes me doubt the validity of her statement as we all know Zac doesn't like girls...
Update...here is the pic...

Thursday, September 6, 2007
Jamie Foxx Is An Ass
Jamie Foxx sometimes forgets where he came from. Yeah, yeah, he won an Oscar and he's considered a legitimate actor, but let's not forget the days of In Living Color shall we. Before I tell you why he's an ass, let's take a look behind...

So with that firmly in your noggin, here is what Page Six is reporting:
Jamie Foxx may claim he's just a regular guy, but he sure acted like a diva last week. During a publicity tour for "The Kingdom" at the Four Seasons in L.A., according to several junketeers, Foxx had his bodyguard commandeer the elevator. "He told guests of the hotel and journalists to leave the elevator," our spy said. "Then, at every floor where the elevator stopped, the bodyguard would stand with his arm stretched out and say, 'You can't enter' to anyone who tried to get on..." Sure thing Wanda, I'll wouldn't want to ride with you either.
Does Anyone Care?

Usher and that goldigging cougar of his had their wedding ceremony over the weekend in the ATL. They already got married, but didn't invite anyone, and they wanted that chip and dip plate they registered for at Bed, Bath and Beyond, so they had a party. Everyone was there... wait I mean noone was there - to include Usher's mother. That is sad, and I no longer worship Usher or his abs the same way I used to. Ok, I'll listen to "You Got It Bad" and cry, but that's it!
Oh My God, Ya'll - The Trainwreck Will Be Televised!!

It is official, Britney will OPEN the MTV VMA's! Here is a snippet from the official press release:
Las Vegas, NV, September 6, 2007 – After weeks of mind-blowing media speculation, MTV confirms today that Britney Spears will be opening the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. Celebrating her long awaited comeback to her fans, Spears will be performing LIVE her new song “Gimme More” from her highly anticipated new album due on November 13th. The star studded awards show will air live Sunday, September 9th at 9PM Live ET/Tape delayed PT.
Set your TIVOs and DVR's - I CAN'T WAIT!!
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Who Dresses Her?
When Pigs Fly...Or Not

Spencer Pratt, fame grubbing asshat from The Hills says he's going to run for Governor of California. He's currently taking Poly Sci courses (cause that's what makes a good politician) and feels he's ready for the challenge. He says, "I'm gonna run for governor in a few years. If Arnold Schwarzenegger can be the governor of California, Spencer Pratt can be the governor of California. Heidi's learning to be a first lady. She could be my Hillary Clinton!" And I will be the Karl Rove you never wish you knew...
Jude Law Arrested

Jude Law was arrested! And, no, it wasn't for hitting it with the babysitter on a pool table. Seems Mr. Law had a problem with the Paparazzi and let them have it! Who knew he was such a bad ass? Guess someone got too close and he tried to give them the beat down. He was charged with suspicion of acutal bodily harm (what is that - those Brits have another word for everything) and released on bail. He has to return to court in October. Good work brother!

So check out the new 411! Pretty cool, eh? Truly, I have no idea what I am doing or how to do it, so bear with me for the first couple of days. I hope to have pictures and video and all that good stuff so you can see first hand what a bunch of degenerates we worship on a daily basis. Big stories of today ...

Lindsay Lohan is apparently broke. She spent more cash than you can even dream of while living at the Chateau Mormont last year on clothes and coke and shoes and coke and hotel bills and coke, well you get the idea. Her mother Dina has put her accounts on hold so she can't get to them, so LiLo has resorted to setting up paparazzi shots in exchange for coke, I mean drugs, I mean cash. I'd like to think she is getting the help she needs, but with family like that, I don't see her ever being a normal girl.

Halle Berry has confirmed she is three weeks preggo with her boy toys baby. His name is Gabriel something or other and he is FINE as froghair. You know what that means. Really Ugly Baby...

And finally today. Nicole Kidman is speaking out in the new Vanity Fair, girlfriend looks hot on the cover !! She talks about her miscarraiges with Tom (there were 2) which led her to adopt. She also lets it fly she was engaged to someone else between Tom and Keith Urban. Rumor has it it was Lenny Kravitz! Nicole you are a freak and I love you!Well, that's the new 411 - blog style. Hope you like it! And remember, you didn't hear it from me!!!
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