So I used to be very much in lust with Nick Lachey. When he kicked Jess to the curb, I thought I could be the one to help him dry his tears and move on to a life of happiness in Memphis. Instead he started dating that tramp Vanessa Minilllininino, who used to be hot, but now is an unemployed party girl. Well, they went on vacation this week to Puerto Rico. Does this picture look like something you dug out of your photo album from 1989? I'm not saying I wouldn't still hit it, I just wouldn't tell anyone.
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Girl you are too funny! Love it!
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