Monday, April 14, 2008

Wanna Feel Good? Don't Read This Post...



Parade Magazine's annual "What People Earn" issue is out and it was basically created to remind us how poor we are. Oprah once again topped the list.
Here's the complete list of what people prettier than you earned in 2007.
Oprah Winfrey: $260 million

Tiger Woods: $115 million

Steven Spielberg: $110 million

Dr. Phil McGraw: $90 million

50 Cent: $33 million

Gisele Bundchen: $33 million

Miley Cyrus: $18.2 million

Mary-Kate Olsen: $17 million

Ryan Seacrest: $12 million

Trouble (Leona Helmsley’s dog): $12 million

Eli Manning: $11.5 million

Katherine Heigl: $11 million

Jeff Foxworthy: $10 million

Jessica Alba: $9 million

Mariska Hargitay: $7 million

Carrie Underwood: $7 million

Scarlett Johansson: $5 million


Ok, so there is a DOG who makes more money in one year than I will ever see in my life. And Miley Cyrus with 18 mil? Are you kidding? Thats it, I'm having kids now-if I get them started early I should be able to retire in 10 years or so and become the stage mother I've always wanted to be.

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