My Brain Is Melting

Reason number 432 I hate Heidi and Spencer. I don't care about the politics, but if you are trying to convice me she can read, you can SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!

Ninja Britney

What? She put this ski mask thing on not to rob a Circle K for Cheetos and Marlboros, but to go go-carting. ????

The Chosen Ones Eat Cheetos??

Ang and her brood are back in New Orleans after a brief trip to The Big Apple for the premiere of her new movie "The Changling". Now she doesn't strike me as the Gwyneth Paltrow crazy macrobiotic diet kind of girl, but Cheetos? Has Britney taught us nothing?

Happy Family

How sweet, he even put on a suit and almost covered all the tattoos!

It's A Parade

Holy cow she has a lot of kids!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have started shipping baby clothes and toys from
their US house to France.
The 'Fight Club' actor and his 'Wanted' star
partner are reportedly planning to welcome the newest additions to their family
in the European country and have started making preparations.
A source close
to the couple - who are currently staying in a villa on the French Riviera with
their adopted children, Maddox, Pax and Zahara and biological daughter Shiloh -
said: "Brad and Angelina are more than content just to stay put in France until
after their twins are born. They have started shipping over clothes, toys and
Brad's Ducati motorbike to make sure they are prepared for the birth."
The
couple have been spotted enjoying the local attractions in Nice with U2
guitarist The Edge, who is said to be acting as their unofficial tour guide
while they are staying in the country.
Angelina is reportedly determined to
give birth in France as a tribute to her mother Marcheline Bertrand, who was of
French-Canadian descent. Marcheline died in January 2007.

Rumor has it she is having twin girls, because they don't have enough kids already. She's going to have her own football team soon.

What Do You Think?

Artistic or Dirty?

What do you think?

Looks Like The Rumors Are True

It seems that the rumors of a Fall Out Baby are true! People Magazine is reporting that Ashlee Simpson is indeed prego! It seems a family friend chose money over blood and sold the story to the mag. The source also says that Ash and Pete are getting married next month in Cali.

Pete has vehimently denied the rumors while Ashlee dodged questions when she was asked. Hmmm, who do you believe?

Reason Number 325 To Hate Heidi Montag

I hate to dwell on one celebrity (hate to even call her that), but Heidi just keeps throwing me softballs.. She is saying no to The Hills The Movie and here is why...

The Hills star Heidi Montag isn't keen on starring in a movie version of the hit reality TV show - because she sees herself suited to an acting role opposite Hollywood superstar Denzel Washington.Montag states she has never been approached to feature in a big screen reality venture, but insists she wouldn't consider taking a part in the film if rival and co-star Lauren Conrad was narrating the plot.
She says, "I've never discussed a movie possibility for The Hills…and I'm not sure if for my first movie I'd let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don't think that would be something I would do."If I was doing movies, I'd want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a Hills movie, I wouldn't be in it. No, thank you.

Denzel? Bwaaaaa! Why not Meryl Streep or Al Pacino? Someone please shut her yapper.

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Reason Number 324 To Hate Heidi Montag

Blondie was on TRL for some reason yesterday and decided to rap with Nelly.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!

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Fall Out Baby?

So, depending on who you believe, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz may or may not be expecting a little hoodie. A few reputable sources reported yesterday that they had gotten confirmation that she was indeed with child and was going to be pushing up the wedding date so she could walk down the aisle before she started showing.

Pete, however, has other words for the general public.

"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in
Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm
really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really,
this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."

Who do you believe?

Is There Anything In There?

Ok, so here is a pic from the CMT Music Awards last night. Nicole is supposed to be 5 or 6 months pregnant. She looks like she had a big dinner and she's a little bloated for crying out loud.

No, He's Totally Straight...

Mario Lopez is currently prepping for his role in "A Chorus Line" on Broadway.

Do I really have to say anything else?

Now I know why Latty is so enamoured with him! What up Preppy?

Wanna Feel Good? Don't Read This Post...

Parade Magazine's annual "What People Earn" issue is out and it was basically created to remind us how poor we are. Oprah once again topped the list.
Here's the complete list of what people prettier than you earned in 2007.
Oprah Winfrey: $260 million

Tiger Woods: $115 million

Steven Spielberg: $110 million

Dr. Phil McGraw: $90 million

50 Cent: $33 million

Gisele Bundchen: $33 million

Miley Cyrus: $18.2 million

Mary-Kate Olsen: $17 million

Ryan Seacrest: $12 million

Trouble (Leona Helmsley’s dog): $12 million

Eli Manning: $11.5 million

Katherine Heigl: $11 million

Jeff Foxworthy: $10 million

Jessica Alba: $9 million

Mariska Hargitay: $7 million

Carrie Underwood: $7 million

Scarlett Johansson: $5 million

Ok, so there is a DOG who makes more money in one year than I will ever see in my life. And Miley Cyrus with 18 mil? Are you kidding? Thats it, I'm having kids now-if I get them started early I should be able to retire in 10 years or so and become the stage mother I've always wanted to be.

Another Hilton In Court

Barron Hilton, Paris' younger brother had a court date yesterday. Did he show? No. Did he get in trouble? No.

Life is tough for the Hiltons: Paris and Nicky’s little brother, Barron,
pleaded no contest to his DUI charge from last February. His punishment was what
you would expect: Three years probation, a trip to the LA County Morgue and a
one-year license suspension.

Wow. All that's missing is the slap on the wrist.

Bwahhhh

Paris and her main man Benji

British designer Alexander McQueen doesn’t want ‘The Simple Life’ star as a customer when he opens his stylish Los Angeles boutique next month. McQueen [added]: “If she comes past the shop, hopefully she will just keep walking.

Ouch.

Are You Kidding Me?

Because I guess personal nail clipper was taken...

But being a true movie star, [Renee can’t] wipe the snot away by herself - oh
no. Our Bridget Jones [has] a dedicated Andrex Annie to make sure her nose is
greenie-free. We couldn’t believe our eyes as a woman armed with a red
handkerchief dabbed at Renee’s A-list nose as she waited to go into the
[Leatherheads] premiere at Leicester Square [Tuesday night].

I mean FOR REAL. Maybe she should have gotten a powder girl to tone down that shine!

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Angelina Speaks About Babies

Well it's about time. Ange talked about the twins to People mag...

Maybe it was all the talk about children, but while Angelina Jolie was
discussing Iraq education policy Tuesday in Washington D.C., she "felt kicking
suddenly," she tells PEOPLE. And though it was "in the middle of the event," the
expectant mother of four didn't miss a beat as she talked about her two visits
to Iraq and her new initiative, Education Partnership for Children of Conflict.
Jolie, 32, says EPCC will be "a center that helps raise awareness and coordinate
all the various efforts of people working towards education for children of
conflict." Even after an exhausting couple days in the nation's capital, Jolie,
who brought sons Maddox, 6, and Pax, 4, with her, shows no signs of slowing
down. She'll continue her work in D.C. all week before re-joining Brad Pitt and
their daughters Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 1. Most of all, Jolie says, she's
savoring this period – unexpected kicks and all – adding, "It is a very special
time in our lives."

Isn't There A Legal Drinking Age in LA?

Rumer Willis was spotted out on the town with Evan Ross, a.k.a. son of THE Diana Ross. The two were holding hands as they entered LAX nightclub in Hollywood last night. Both are only 19 years old!

Scuse Me? It's not like she can get a fake ID, everyone knows her ugly mug.

Wedding Bells and Guyliner!

Another set of Newlyweds from the Simpson girls! Looks like Pete and Ash are making it official!

Looks like Ashley Simpson can finally rest her head on something real.
The pop star and her alt-beau Pete Wentz are engaged, according to a statement posted Wednesday by the couple on the networking site FriendsorEnemies.com.
"We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged," Simpson wrote.
"Thank you for all of your support and well wishes—it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us."
A source close to the couple tells E! News that Wentz asked the Simpson family patriarch Joe for his permission at one point over the last two weeks.
"He doesn't look like it, but Pete is a very traditional guy,
and he knows Joe is too," the source said. "He never would have asked her
without Joe's permission."Joe likes Wentz because "he is not Nick Lachey," the insider added. "Pete is the furthest thing from a macho man, and Joe likes that."
"It just means that he hasn't asked my dad yet," Simpson
hinted in February when asked about the "promise ring" she was sporting while
taping an interview for Fuse TV's The Sauce. (For the record, she also denied
the ever-ready pregnancy rumor.)
Simpson and the Fall Out Boy bassist have been dating since late 2006, although both initially denied rumors of a burgeoning romance. But by mid-2007, the starry-eyed duo were all about the relationship dish, with Wentz telling In Touch, "I have never met somebody who makes me feel the way she makes me feel."
The couple have dealt with plenty of other types of rumors since, however, including the months-old buzz that Wentz's band was tired of his association with Simpson because of her less-stellar musical pedigree—vicious gossip his mates vehemently
denied. Simpson is "nothing short of awesome," guitarist Joe Trohman wrote on
his Friends of Enemies blog in December.
But although the connection is obviously there, Wentz wouldn't venture so far as to guess what his fiancée might want to wear on the big day.
“I would not even try to step in and design Ashlee’s wedding dress,” Wentz told E! Online Senior Editor Marc Malkin on Wednesday—shortly before announcing the big news—while discussing plans for his new clothing line, Clandestine.
“I don’t think she would want that—Thank God. Anyone who would want a wedding dress designed by me, I would not want to marry them.”

Good thing, Bridesmaids hoodies just doesn't sound good at all.

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Oh MY GOD! Kennedy is going to NYC

So Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter - is bringing his FULL FRONTAL acting to Broadway! He was in the play Equus in London and has decided to do the show in NYC. He's 18 right?

JT Shows His Memphis Pride

Justin was at the game last night wearing his grey and blue!

Ramiele Out!

This is the funniest screen capture ever!

What do you think she's saying?

And wow she is short!

Britney Then and Now and Then...Wait..

Ok, so In Touch magazine has Brit on the cover looking good and talking about her weight loss. Sure looks great.. just like she did when they originally took the picture in 2003!!!

This week's OK! Magazine cover features a photograph of Britney Spears with the
headline, "Britney Lost 15 Lbs in Just 4 Weeks!" and a subhead, "Back to her old
body with the miracle food that sheds weight fast."Back to her old body, indeed.
The image OK! uses to show Britney's transformation is actually from a 2003
photo shoot for Glamour's Women of the Year issue.With rave reviews of her guest
spot on "How I Met Your Mother," Britney does actually show signs of a comeback
and a return to her old star self. But unfortunately, OK!'s cover photo choice
paints an unrealistic picture of her comeback, which is a work in progress — and
shows that the only way to "Steal Brit's New Diet Secret," as the cover screams,
is to go back over 4 years in time.

Good work!!

The Right Stuff Indeed

Holy Crap. New Kids On The Block are all grown up!

They will all be on "Today" this Friday and are expected to announce plans for their NKOTB reunion tour and album.

JC Says "I'm Not Gay"

So JC says he's not in a "relationship" with Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford even though they've been seen everywhere snuggled up together for the past month or so.

Former boybander JC Chasez has gone on the record to officially
proclaim and he’s not gay and he’s not dating Gossip Girl hunk Chace
Crawford.
“For the record, we’re both straight,” JC said “We’re not
dating.”
Added JC, “Let’s clear that up real quickly and the thing is, we
don’t even get to hang out that much. We are friends, absolutely, the guy is a
super nice guy and he’s a friend of mine but you know the only time people would
usually see us together is in some type of photograph so they just assume that
it’s like that. You know people hang out with their best friends every day… and
I don’t even see this guy every day. He’s a friend of mine, like I said, it’s
just ridiculous. The fact of the matter is, if I’m standing next to a girl and I
don’t have a girlfriend all the sudden I’m dating her. If I’m dating a girl and
I’m standing next to another girl I’m having an affair, so now since there
hasn’t been any of that smoke out there in a minute now if I’m hanging out with
a guy they’re going to make up a rumor, it’s just stupid now.”

Beat dog howls the loudest JC....

DUI Gives Richie A Bad Name

Once hot, now not so much Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora got pulled last night!!

Richie Sambora is facing possible criminal charges for child
endangerment. Richie was arrested last night for DUI and his
10-year-old daughter, Ava, was in the car. Ava is Richie's daughter with Heather
Locklear. A woman and another minor were also in the car.
TMZ reported
that Richie chose to take a blood test instead of blowing into a breathalyzer.
Tests results could be ready within the week. If Richie was drunk driving, he
might be charged with endangering two kids.
Heather was called at the time of
Richie's arrested and allowed the other adult in the car to drive her daughter
home.

Why didn't the "other adult in the car" drive home in the first place?

Zeus Never Bought Me Nothing...

Holy crap! Oprah just bought her bff Gayle a house, however it was given in the name of her DOG!









Gayle King , Oprah Winfrey's best friend, has moved into a penthouse purchased in the name of Oprah's recently departed pooch, Sophie. According to deed-transfer records released yesterday, a company called Sophie's Penthouse LLC bought a $7.1 million full-floor sky palace atop the 36-floor building at 207 E. 57th St., reports The Post's Braden Keil. It has three bedrooms, 31/2 baths, a large living room/dining area, and a 768-square-foot wraparound terrace.

Yo Zeus, what up?

No More Tyra???

America's Next Top Model is my new favorite show. The marathons they have been playing on MTV have sucked me in and now it's taken the place of crack as my favorite drug. Kidding. Anyhoo, now that I'm finally caught up looks like Tyra might be on her way out!

There's been no shortage of tales about Tyra Banks' personality conflicts on the
set of America’s Next Top Model, but the latest might be the most interesting
since it could have a lasting impact on the show. OK! magazine reports that
Banks isn't getting along with photo shoot creative director Jay Manuel, and her
days on the show could be numbered."It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren't
speaking," an insider told OK! magazine. The selective silent treatment isn't
limited to Manuel, either. "Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only
wants to show up on judging day," the source told the magazine.Net result? Banks
(who wouldn’t comment on the rumors) might be looking for a new supermodel to
helm ANTM. "She's really throwing all her weight behind her talk show,"
according to a source familiar with The Tyra Banks Show. "She’s putting lots of
pressure on her staff to keep her show on the map. She had Barack Obama on, she
had Hilary Clinton on — she got a taste of playing with the big boys and now Top
Model seems to detract from her big plans."

Girl, you were made to tell models what it is to be a model (back when I was modeling....). Your talk show, not so much. Keep your eye on what works for you dear.

Im Baaaaaccckkk!!

It's the new and improved Celebrity Gossip with Kennedy Blog! I promise to keep you abreast of all the dirt, scandal and craziness that our favorite celebs give us daily! I'll tell ya who is preggo, who is doing it with whom, and who has fallen off the wagon. And, of course, Heidi Hating!

Tattoo For Scar Jo?

I can't tell if this is real or not, but not cute at all...

Britney's New Hair

Like it or hate it?

Juvinile Busted!

Rapper Juvenile was arrested in Meridian, Miss. today for possession of under an ounce of marijuana. The Lauderdale County Sheriff's Department tells TMZ he was in a car pulled over for expired tags, though it was unclear whether or not he was the one driving. He was booked and released at 2:12 PM after paying a whopping $623 in bond.

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Baby Pics SOLD!!

People magazine won the baby pic war for dibs on the first pics of Max Bratman, the lucky child of Christina and Jordan. Looks like Xtina decided to only wear one pound of makeup as opposed to her usual 50, which is nice.

Sweet Niblets!

Did Miley Cyrus get all drunky in Hollywood? This picture sure makes it look that way. I hope it isn't so. First not wearing a seatbelt and now this? I suppose the next step is a relationship with a heroin addicted semi-rock star and some private time at Cirque...

Party Mama

Now I am not about to judge as I was practically raised in a bar, but Nicole, get some rest sweetie! She's lost like every pound of baby weight, so we must hate her for that, and I'm all about a girl going out on the town after she spent the better part of a year carting around another human, but WOW. One word Nicole, concealer.

How Old Is She?

Seriously, she's 15. I don't wear that much eyeliner on my "I wanna be a Goth" days. Yikes.

The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen...

My feelings toward Heidi and Spencer are not something I keep to myself. I hate them. They make me crazy. For people who are NOT famous, they get to go to all the parties and get in all the magazines, and I thank them for it, because I get to laugh almost every day. Well, I have found the Heidi/Spencer Holy Grail friends... Heidi's new video directed by Spencer!!! It is so bad I cannot explain. He got a boom box, a couple of bikinis, a towel, some tanning lotion and his skinny girlfriend and said, "oh yeah, that's an MTV Video Award waiting to happen". My dog could have come up with a more exciting concept.
Click here for the hilarity...

Baby Bump!

Gwen Stefani shows off her growing baby bump. I swear that woman looks stunning in sweats, it's just not fair. Congrats!

It's My Party, I'll Cry If I Want To...

We thought Paris Hilton and 50 Cent were peeps, guess not. Saturday night at a pre-Super Bowl party hosted by Hilton in Scottsdale, the rapper certainly didn’t seem like her pal. Page Six is reporting that after Fiddy gave Hilton a shout out during his performance, the heiress left her front-row seat to get onstage and dance. At this, Fiddy shouted, “Get the f&*% off the stage!” Hilton scurried off, where witnesses say she then proclaimed, “But it’s my party!” and burst into tears. Hilton will turn 27 later this month. Bwahhhhhhh!

Just Incase She Breaks Into Lip Synch...

Spencer and Heidi went to some party for the Superbowl yesterday. Is that a boom box he's carrying? Why? Just incase if the party gets boring, he can throw in that peice of crap song Heidi has been pushing and she can lip synch while dancing on the buffett table? I mean really, I haven't seen anyone carry a boom box since Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo.

Ange With Bun In Oven?

Brad and Angelina were in Santa Barbara over the weekend for some film festival where Ange won an award for her work in "A Mighty Heart". Could she cover up her belly any more? Where is she getting these flowing shirts and dresses? The JLo "No one will ever know" collection? Just fess up already.

Superblah...

Did you miss the Superbowl commercials? If you did, click here and you'll be able to chat with everyone around the water cooler today.
Did you miss Paula Abduls PRE-TAPED performance? No worries, here you go... Don't say I didn't warn you.
Oh yeah, the Giants won.

Little Lost Girl...

Brit got into it with Sam and Adnan last night and was left crying on the curb for all the paparazzi to see. Here's what went down...

JFXOnline and TMZ are reporting that Brit
Brit and Sam Lutfi had a fight outside her community gate in Beverly Hills. Sam
and Brit had some sort of "huge blowout" and she got out of the car before
entering the main gates.
They had a screaming match which left Brit in
tears. Brit stayed outside of the gates and called Adnan Ghalib to come
pick her up. Adnan told her to go into her house and he would be there.
He
showed up, but security at the gates were told not to let him in. Apparently,
Sam told them not to let Adnan in at all.
For whatever reason, the cops were
also called. They did a quick search for whatever reason and left. After
the cops left, Brit went to Ralph's grocery store by herself.

I heard her mom was in LA, where is she???

Heath Ledger Found Dead

Heath Ledger was found dead yesterday in a Manhattan apartment (some say it was Mary Kate Olsens). He was only 28. According to my sources, Heath had a massage appointment, and when his housekeeper tried to wake him for it, she found him naked and unconscious in bed. The cause of death is speculated to be a drug overdose, but his family says otherwise. His father released the following statement:

"We, Heath's family, confirm, the very tragic, untimely and accidental passing of our dearly loved son, brother and doting father of Matilda. He was found peacefully asleep in his New York apartment by his housekeeper at 3:30 p.m. U.S. time.
We would like to thank our friends and everyone around the world for their well wishes and kind thoughts at this time. Heath has touched so many people on so many different levels during his short life but few had the pleasure of truly knowing him.
He was a down to earth, generous, kind-hearted, life-loving and selfless individual who was extremely inspirational to many. Please now respect our family's need to grieve and come to terms with our loss privately."

Reports say prescription drugs and sleeping pills were found in the room. It is also being said that Heath was battling pneumonia at the time of his death. An autopsy is expected to be performed today. He is survived by his two-year-old daughter Matilda, with former girlfriend Michelle Williams, who he met on the set of his Oscar nominated role in Brokeback Mountain. Williams is said to be devastated at the news.

This is one of the saddest things I've ever heard.

Britney's Latest Is Out..

Brit Brit has shaken off her last boy toy Adnan whateverhisnameis. So, not to be without a man for too long, she invited other random dudes over to her crib...

Britney shared news of the alleged restraining order with two paparazzi from X17
whom she invited into her home at 2am on Sunday. Sam Lutfi told the assembled
group that he and Britney had filed a request for a restraining order against
Ghalib because they want him “out of her life.”
One of the X17 photographers
[said]: “Britney asked us to leave the cameras in the car, and she poured some
champagne for us. Sam was telling us to not worry about Adnan because they have
filed a restraining order against him. We had fun. Britney was funny, very
relaxed, dancing a little bit, and she carried her little dog all the time.”

Here is the video of Brit and her horrible accent.

Razzies!!

It's that time of year again. We might not have the Grammys or the Oscars because of those pesky writers, but the Razzies won't be stopped by anything! Our girl Lindsay Lohan has a ton of nominations due to that peice of crap she did called "I Know Who Killed Me" (and my career). Here are the rest...

Worst Picture of the Year

Bratz

Daddy Day Camp

I Know Who Killed Me

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

Norbit

Worst Actor of the Year

Nicolas Cage, Ghost Rider & National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Jim Carrey, The Number 23

Cuba Gooding Jr., Daddy Day Camp

Eddie Murphy (as Norbit), Norbit

Adam Sandler, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

Worst Actress of the Year

Jessica Alba, Awake, Fantastic Four & Good Luck Chuck

All 4 chicks from the Bratz movie

Elisha Cuthbert, Captivity

Diane Keaton, Because I Said So

Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey), I Know Who Killed Me

Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota), I Know Who Killed Me

Here are the rest..

She got two for the same movie!!! Bwaaahahahahhah.....

No Kidding...

So, I know Xtina doesn't like to be seen without her standard 12 pounds of makeup, but this is a little crazy...

A source tells Star that the glam singer, who arrived at Cedars-Sinai Medical
Center on January 11 (she stayed two doors down from Nicole Richie) to have son
Max Liron, pushed for more than 24 hours - wearing her trademark red lipstick -
before her doctors advised that she have a C-section.
A source close to
Christina and hubby Jordan Bratman explains, “Her water broke on Friday [Jan.
11] and she started having contractions. But then they stopped, so she was given
a dose of Pitocin, which is supposed to increase the strength of contractions.
But Christina never dilated beyond four centimeters.”
Although Christina, 27,
was initially against delivering her baby by C-section, the source says, “She
really wasn’t left with an option.”

Thought for sure she had scheduled that C-Section. Sorry girl!

Tom Cruise Is Crazy

Tom Cruise accepted some Scientologist of the Year award from the cult and went off! The video has already been pulled, but here is a transcript...

Tom Cruise: "It’s a Privilege to Call Yourself a Scientologist" Tom Cruise isn't
shy about his commitment to Scientology – Katie Holmes reportedly signed a
contract to guarantee her faith before their marriage and his children are
raised as Scientologists – but a video that surfaced online has revealed the
true extent of his beliefs.The clip, hosted on YouTube and Google Video,
featured a 9-minute speech by Cruise as the actor recently accepted the Freedom
Medal of Valor award at an International Association of Scientologists event.Tom Cruise: ...I think it’s a privilege to call yourself a
Scientologist, and it’s something that you have to earn because a Scientologist
does... has the ability to create new and better realities and improve
conditions. Being a Scientologist, you look at someone and know absolutely that
you can help them."Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you
know you have to do something about it because you know you’re the only one that
can really help."But that’s what drives me... I know that we have an opportunity
to really help... effectively change people’s lives and I am dedicated to that.
I am absolutely, uncompromisingly dedicated to that."We have a
responsibility."We are the authorities on getting people off drugs, we are the
authorities on the mind, we are the authorities on improving conditions... we
can rehabilitate criminals."...We can bring peace and unite
cultures..."Traveling the world and meeting the people that I’ve met, talking
with these leaders in various fields, they want help and they are depending on
people who know and who can be effective and do it and that’s us. That is our
responsibility to do that."It is the time now. Now is the time... Being a
Scientologist, people are turning to you, so you better know it, you better know
it and if you don’t, go and learn it, but don’t pretend you know it. It’s like
we’re here to help."If you’re a Scientologist, you see life, you see things the
way they are, in all its glory, all of its complexity and the more you know as a
Scientologist, you don’t become overwhelmed by it."Look, I wish the world was a
different place. I’d like to go on vacation and go and romp and play and just do
that, you know what I mean. That’s what I want it to be. There’s times I’d like
to do that, but I can’t because I know I have to do something about it."I have
to do it because I can’t live with myself if I don’t, and that really is it."So
it’s our responsibility to educate, create the new reality. We have that
responsibility to say, 'Hey, this is the way it should be done because we do it
this way and people are actually getting better.'"And let’s get it done. Let’s
really get it done and have enough love and compassion and toughness that you’re
really going to do it and do it right."I have to tell you something – it is
rough and tumble, and it’s wild and wooly, and it’s a blast, it’s a blast, it
really is fun because, dammit, there is nothing better than the going out there
and fighting the fight and suddenly you see things are better."I want to know
that I’ve done everything I could everyday, and I think about those people out
there who are depending on us. I think about that and it does make me feel that
we’ve got more work. I need more help, get those spectators either in the
playing field or out of the arena. Really, that’s how I feel about it."I do what
I can, and I do it the way I do everything. [laughs] There’s nothing part-of-the
way for me."

Except for the way I pretend to like girls...

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Clay Aiken Needs Midol...

Clay Aiken was interviewed by Newsweek regarding his appearance on Broadway in Spamalot. You'd think he would be happy just to be in print, but no, he has to act like T.O. at a press conference...

Do women throw their underwear on stage?
In Minneapolis, we had a lady throw her panties in the middle of “Silent
Night.” I’m like, Are you kidding me? We’ve had ladies throw Depends that say,
“Your older fans love you, too.”

How did you get into a fight with that lady on a
plane?
I’m not going to talk about it.

I was just curious because you’ve never talked about
it.
I did talk about it.

What about the Kelly Ripa thing?
I’m not going to discuss it.

Did you think it was homophobic?
I’m not going to discuss it.

What do you want to talk about?
I think we’re done.

Can we talk about something fun?
No, we’re done. I thought NEWSWEEK would be more reputable. I’m
surprised.

But I think people are curious about it.
It was a year ago. This is NEWSWEEK. It’s not the National Enquirer. I’d
hate to have a job where I had to be rude to people.

We’re just having a conversation.
Change the subject!

I’d never take a job where I had to do something that I didn’t want to
do.

What about all those Ford commercials on “American
Idol”?
That wasn’t a job.

It was part of your job.
It wasn’t a Ford commercial. It was a music video. It was a completely
different thing.

I’ll change the subject. What do you do for fun?
I watch the news. I read news magazines, but I’m
reconsidering that now.

Are you going to watch “Idol”?
I haven’t watched since season four. I compare it to high-school
football–if it weren’t for high school, we wouldn’t be successful, but I don’t
need to keep going to the football games

Wow, you little girl!

Babies Babies Babies!

Lots of babies came into the world this weekend!

Nicole Richie and her rocker boyfriend Joel Madden are the parents of a daughter. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and weighed 6 lbs. 7 oz.

But that's not all!

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman welcomed a baby boy on Saturday at 10:05 p.m. Max Liron Bratman [weighed] 6 lbs., 2 oz. and 20.5 inches [and] arrived late on Saturday night in L.A.

Other babies were born to Courtney Thorne-Smith and David Alan Grier.