Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Is Addicted To...


The latest reports from Utah are that, among other things, Lindsay Lohan is addicted to...SEX!



Although she's been in rehab for almost two months for her addictions to drugs
and alcohol, sources at Cirque Lodge say Lindsay Lohan is also addicted sex.
Lohan is said to constantly fantasize about sex and is regularly having "erotic"
dreams about her ex-boyfriends. Metro
UK reports
:
A source told Star magazine: 'She's been having erotic
dreams about her former lovers, like Calum Best, Wilmer Valderrama, and Jared
Leto.' 'Her counsellors are trying to get her to understand that she's
substituting one addiction for another.' The insider added: 'Besides the obvious
dangers of STDs, having indiscriminate sex can lead to emotional heartbreak, and
that can lead to drug and alcohol abuse. If she doesn't come to grips with this,
Lindsay is going to find herself back in rehab-sex addiction.'"


Ok, you know, my understanding of rehab and meetings is that they are supposed to be CONFIDENTIAL! You know ANONYMOUS? Lindz, get better, I'll leave you alone until you get out. Unless of course you get caught snorting coke off the janitor while doing your bunkmate in the bathroom - then I have no choice...

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