Babies Everywhere!

Jessica Alba and her hanger-on boyfriend Cash Warren are expecting a baby! They have been on again off again, mostly off again. But looks like they were on again for at least a few minutes... baby is due in late Spring or early Summer.

Do Something Once And You Are Branded For Life...

Joe Simpson has no trouble whoring out his daughters, but has real issues with boy on boy action. He has told Ashlee that Pete Wentz is not welcome at Casa de Simpson this year for Christmas. Why you ask? Guyliner - no. Naked pics on the internet - nope. Stupid hoodies - not even close. It's because Pete has admitted to kissing another boy on the mouth. Ashlee was upset, but in the end agrees with her dads morals. Or she just wants another shot to dance a jig on SNL and Papa Joe is the only one who can get it done.

Busted

Keifer Sutherland was officially sentenced yesterday to 48 days in jail for his September DUI arrest. He turned himself in to the Glendale County Jail last night. He'll be required to serve the entire sentence behind bars, so no house arrest - no ankle bracelets. When he gets out he'll begin serving five years probation. He also has to enroll in an 18-month alcohol education class and attend weekly AA meetings.

That's Divorce, Brother!!

Looks like Hogan does NOT know best. His wifey Linda, has filed for divorce!

Hulk Hogan was blindsighted by his wife Linda’s request for divorce.
The
former wrestler, currently in Los Angeles to prepare for his hosting duties in
the new revival of American Gladiators, was called by a reporter from their
hometown paper the St. Petersburg Times on Friday night, who broke the
news to Hogan.
“Thank you for the great information,” Hulk said politely and
hung up.
Five minutes later, he called back the reporter and said, “I’m kind
of shocked. You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about
three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just
pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going
on here.”
Asked whether he and Linda had discussed divorce, he said, “That’s
my private business.”

Oops.

Britney Adopting?

Oh My God, Becky...

Guess if you can't keep the ones you made the natural way, might as well go get your own! Check this out!

The desperate singer has told friends she’s in the
final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the
move very soon.
This latest twist in the Britney saga comes after the recent
news that hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE has been given full custody of the children Sean
Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden
James.
My snapper caught Britney, who still has access to the kids,
enjoying a precious moment with her boys at her home in LA on Friday.
Friends
feel that Britney has decided to adopt the two six-year-old tots from China in a
frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed.
Britney’s bad week got even worse when she was
banned from driving with the kids in the car after she ran a red light in Hollywood.
And in another worrying move for the former
Pop Princess, I can reveal she is splashing out £25,000 on her OWN
funeral.
Apparently, Brit has forked out the cash because she fears her
spiralling lifestyle may lead to an early grave.
The grim revelation has
friends and family worried that Brit is growing increasingly depressed and that
her unhealthy lifestyle is taking its toll.
But pals are baffled at the
double whammy surprise.
A source close to Britney told me: “It doesn’t seem
that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The
two don’t exactly go hand-in-hand.
“Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing
to do—but not when you’re only 25!
“It’s a case of too much, too soon with
Britney.
“Not a week goes by without something strange happening to her now.
She’s doing herself no favours.”
If Brit does go through with the adoption,
she’ll join the club of celeb mums who have done the same, including MADONNA and ANGELINA
JOLIE.

Holy crap, I don't know what else to say except NOOOOO!

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Britney - Definition Of An Idiot

What do you do when you are trying to get your kids back and show your court appointed attorney you are a good mother? Get on your cell phone and drive the wrong way down a street with both kids in the car.

Just a few days before she was videotaped running a red light and turning into oncoming traffic–with her kids and court-appointed monitor in the car–Britney Spears was photographed driving on the wrong side of Mulholland Drive in an attempt to avoid photographers–with her kids and court-appointed monitor in the car. That’s the monitor in the passenger seat staring at Britney in disbelief as she’s chatting away on her cell phone.

She brings this on herself, I'm done feeling sorry for her.

Her Ass Isn't Big Enough To Have A Wardrobe Malfunction...

Angelina and Brad were working the red carpet at a premiere for Angelina's new movie, Beowulf when the seam in the back of her very hot leather pants gave out.

The stunner strutted the red carpet for the U.K. premiere of her latest film,
the computer animated Beowulf, in an outfit that included skin-tight black
leather pants. As Jolie headed toward the theater in Leicester Square, it became
clear that her slacks were splitting down the back. Luckily, her partner Brad
Pitt was there to lend a hand – literally – as he shielded the gap with his
palm.

Brad, you can shield the gap any time you like baby....

It Goes On Your Lips...

That's just funny, I don't care who you are...

R.I.P. Donda West

Kanye West’s mother, Donda West, passed away Saturday night at the age of 58. Currently, West’s spokespeople are refusing to release the cause of death, though it is rumored are reporting that Ms West suffered complications while in plastic surgery. Kanye was in London when he received the news and he immediately flew home to be with his family. Our thoughts are with Kanye and his family.

Amy Winehouse Raided!

Amy Winehouse had her house raided! Cops showed up with crowbars to gain entry. Amy and her husband had left only moments before! Amy’s been out wandering around near her house by herself and is believed to now be with her dad. Seems Blake might be going to the pokey for GHB charges brought against him on Monday. Yikes!

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They Can Arrest You For That? I'm In Trouble...

Mickey Rourke, one of my fav actors and the man who never met a plastic surgeon he didn't like, was pulled over for DUI on a SCOOTER! Guess I won't be scooting to EP's tonight...

A scooter-riding Mickey Rourke was arrested Thursday on suspicion of driving under the influence.
Rourke, star of "Sin City" and "Diner," was arrested at 4:20 a.m. and booked at the Miami-Dade County Jail, said Janelle Hall, a jail spokeswoman. He was being held on $1,000 bond, but was in the process of posting the bond, she said.
A telephone message left at the office of Rourke's agent wasn't immediately returned.
A Miami Beach Police report said Rourke made a U-turn with a red light and then swerved several times while on a green scooter. He had a flushed face and bloodshot, watery eyes, his speech was slurred, and he had a strong odor of alcohol on his breath, the report said.
"I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much," the report quoted Rourke as saying.
Rourke, 51, allegedly failed field-sobriety tests before being taken to headquarters. He also failed an alcohol breath test, police said.

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Mug Shot Fun!!

Here is Shia's mugshot from earlier in the week. He's so cute!

Someone Get That Girl A Big Mac...

Here is a pic from the set of Angelina's new movie. Wow is she skinny. I mean I could use her leg to get spinach out of my teeth.

Katie Is A Robot

Just hours after running 26 freaking miles, Katie appears at the premiere for Tom's new movie Lions For Lambs. If I had to run one mile I'd need a week off. She looks like he's holding her up, but damn she looks great!

Mother Of The Year, Take 74

Brit Brit went shopping over the weekend, like ya do. However, while the rest of us were deciding if we could afford to get that cute sweater at Express, she was buying overpriced lighting fixtures. Oh yeah, and she left the kids in the car...

Tell Me Something I Didn't Know

Duh...

Finally In the new issue of Glamour, Christina says she will “enter into mommyhood” next year and wants to balance the needs of her child with her career.

Thanks for the newsflash.

Shia Arrested!!

Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested in downtown Chicago early Sunday after allegedly
refusing to leave a Walgreens.LaBeouf, 21, who came to fame on the Disney
Channel's "Even Stevens" and recently starred in box-office hits "Disturbia" and
"Transformers," was arrested about 2:25 a.m. at the store at 757 N. Michigan
Ave., Chicago police spokesman Marcel Bright said.A security guard summoned
police after LaBeouf -- who stars in the upcoming Indiana Jones sequel --
refused several commands to leave the store, Bright said.The guard signed a
complaint against the actor, who was cited on a misdemeanor count of
trespassing.LaBeouf was taken to the Near North police district and posted bail
about 7 a.m., Bright said.His court date is Nov. 28.

Wow, what a bad ass. Nothing gives you street cred like talking back to a Walgreens security guard.

He Used To Be Hot...

So I used to be very much in lust with Nick Lachey. When he kicked Jess to the curb, I thought I could be the one to help him dry his tears and move on to a life of happiness in Memphis. Instead he started dating that tramp Vanessa Minilllininino, who used to be hot, but now is an unemployed party girl. Well, they went on vacation this week to Puerto Rico. Does this picture look like something you dug out of your photo album from 1989? I'm not saying I wouldn't still hit it, I just wouldn't tell anyone.

Run Katie, Run!

Katie Holmes ran the New York freaking Marathon over the weekend! Holy crap, I can't run to the vending machine. Girlfriend ran it in a respectable 5:29:58! Tom and Suri were there to cheer her on and give her kisses. The thing I cannot understand, aside from the fact that she didn't keep running away from Tom, is that it looks like she wasn't wearing a bra! I gotta tell ya, I don't have a ton up top, but I would need some serious support to bounce for 26.2 miles!

Even Celebrities Like To Be Slutty On Halloween

Check out your favs in their slutty best!

Paris...

Rumor Willis (yikes)

Paris again...

Jake Gyllenho and Reese Witherspoon

Justin Isn't Nice...Again

Justin is in Australia and apparently he is reverting back to his hateful ways...

nice

She Loves To Wreck Your Happy Home

Lindsay Lohan seems to only want a man that's taken. She hooked up with that dude in rehab who was married and caused all kind of mad drama in their home. And now I hear her latest conquest (that she met in rehab), was in a relationship before they started doing it in rehab bathrooms. Not only that, but Riley (that's the new boy toy) didn't even tell his girlfriend - just let her find out in between the covers of Star magazine.

Until recently, he was engaged to Murray, Utah, resident Bree Tierney. “Riley
just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess,
tells Us Magazine. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

She's just gotta put her funk on every man in the room, doesn't she?

UPDATE---Riley and Lindsay have given an interview to the journalistic powerhouse that is In Touch magazine and he is speaking out against Bree. He says "we broke up a week before I started dating Lindsay" and that they weren't engaged. I'm sure that was two weeks after they started sleeping together.

Lindz Is Broke...

Lindsay Lohan is on her last dime, or the last dime bag, not sure. Anyway, according to my sources she has spent more money than your entire office will ever see - EVER - in the better part of a year.

In recent months the wayward actress has squandered a staggering SEVEN
MILLION DOLLARS on her wild partying, and now she can’t afford her own place.
She lived for most of last year in Hollywood’s opulent Chateau Mormonte hotel,
spending $450,000 on her $1,200-a-night suite, as well as another $500,000
having chauffeurs on 24-hour standby. Another $350,000 has gone on luxury
Mercedes and BMWs, followed by huge bills for expensive lawyers to defend her on
drink-driving and drugs charges. She spent $1MILLION on clothes, $70,000 on
tanning and hair-styling and well over $500,000 on partying. All this resulted
in three separate spells in rehab—racking up bills of $30,000, $45,000 and
$62,000 for each stint.

Wow, and I thought I splurged putting a new coat on my Macy's card this weekend.

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U G L Y You Ain't Got No Alibi

Brit decided to go outside today. She needed gas and made one of the paparazzi pump it. To thank him, she gave him this...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Apologize...

Official video for the One Republic/Timbaland remix of Apologize here. I think the lead singer is a hottie and Timbaland phoned in his performance from his home office.

Lindsay's Latest Victim...

Here is a pic of Lindsay Lohan's latest conquest. Some dude named Riley Giles. Enjoy your 15 minutes, my man.

Shotgun!

So, below you see Dawson and some chick. Don't look at that, check out the guy in the green shirt shotgunning the Miller Lite...

SNAP!

Kabalah Makes Men Look Stupid

Fellow cult members Madonna, Ashton and Demi went to a meeting on Saturday at the Kabalah Center in LA. Seems girls have to wear running suits and all the men must dress in white from head to toe. Wow, count me in...NOT. Looks like Demi is leading him around by the wrist. "Here Ashton, come with me, hurry up, don't dawdle, chin up, don't slouch!" But on the upside, cool Bears hat, Ashton!

Rhianna Tat!

Rhianna has new ink! Here is the pic! I think it is a guitar, not sure. Looks like it still needs some work, too. What do you think?

Nice Wig...

Paris Hilton spotted in Toronto. With all her millions, you'd think she could buy a better wig? I mean I wore a better one on Halloween last year...

Orlando In An Accident!

Orlando Bloom was in an accident earlier this morning! According to the official reports, he was being chased by Paparazzi and that is the reason for the accident. Here is the scoop.

Authorities are searching for a Hollywood paparazzo who may have caused Orlando
Bloom to swerve and crash his car, injuring two passengers.
The Pirates of
the Caribbean star told police he was being chased by paparazzi as he left an LA
nightclub in his 2003 Toyota Matrix on Friday.
Bloom, 30, said a photographer
in a silver or white vehicle made a sudden lane change and cut him off, said
officer Ana Aguirre.
To avoid hitting the SUV, Bloom swerved but ended up
crashing into two parked cars, Ms Aguirre said.
Although Bloom was not
injured in the accident, two passengers in his car were hurt. Police said a
30-year-old woman in the front seat got cuts and bruises on her face, while a
35-year-old woman in the back seat fractured her neck. Both were treated at a
local hospital. They were not identified.
In an email to The Associated
Press, however, Bloom's publicist Robin Baum said the woman in the back seat
"sustained a minor neck injury".
Bloom spent the night at Cedars Sinai to be
with his childhood friend who hurt her neck, Baum said.
"Orlando Bloom, who
was in a minor car collision late last night, is grateful that no one was
seriously injured," Baum wrote.
"Bloom called for help immediately following
the accident."
Authorities confirmed Bloom filed a police report and spoke
with investigators at the scene. "No alcohol was involved, and he wasn't
speeding," Aguirre said.

I have heard from my sources that he was DRUNK! I'll keep you posted...

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Rhianna and Josh??

Rhianna was spotted making out with Josh Hartnett at a club in NYC after her concert that night! They didn't arrive together, but sure did leave together! Ewww! I really don't find him attractive at ALL? Do you?

Nothing But The Truth!

Stalker Tammy has gotten our first pics of the shooting of "Nothing But The Truth"! Send me your pics and sightings!

I Am So Embarassed For You

Really, seriously? Is he wearing clip-on earrings? Where'd you pick those up? Claire's?

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Can They Do Anything For Real?

Heidi and Spencer decided to go get a pumpkin over the weekend - totally spontaneously!

Aspiring pop star Heidi Montag and manager fiance Spencer
Pratt get into the Halloween spirit, posing for another photo shoot as they pick out pumpkins at
their local pumpkin patch in Los Angeles.
Spencer found a particularly large
pumpkin, and had some difficulty squeezing it into the back of his BMW sports
car.
The Hills couple put on a good show, spending lots of time hugging and kissing. Ridiculous to the max

I swear, what do they do? Decide what they want to do that day then call the paparazzi? Could these pictures be more staged? They make me want to scream, a deep scream from the depths of the pieces of my soul that they steal every time I have to look at them.

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Britney Misses Her Visitation Due To Stupidness...

Britney has missed her first supervised visitation with her boys! But, it may not be her fault..

The night before, “She checked into the Beverly Wilshire hotel. But early that
morning, she realized it wouldn’t be right to have her first visit with the boys
in a hotel. She needed to see them at home, with their things around them,” says
the insider.“She and Alli [Sims] headed to Brit’s Malibu house. They went to
sleep as soon as they got there. Brit was up in plenty of time to prepare for
the boys’ visit at 10 a.m.“But she waited, and waited, and they didn’t show up.
Alli’s cellphone rang, and it was Kevin [Federline’s] people, saying that the
boys were going back to Kevin because she hadn’t answered the intercom at the
gate!“Brit didn’t realize the intercom wasn’t working. She begged them to bring
the boys back. But they wouldn’t. She was devastated that they wouldn’t turn
around.”

You've got to be kidding. They called Alli AFTER they left? They didn't call when they were SITTING OUTSIDE THE GATE? Sad sad sad.

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Mommas In Town!

Lynn Spears has landed in LA!

Sources say Lynne and Britney’s younger sister Jamie Lynn flew from Kentwood,
La., to Los Angeles Friday evening. On arrival at LAX, the two were mobbed by
photographers.
Jamie Lynn, wearing eyeglasses, kept her head low, covered by
the hood of her sweatshirt. Despite the attention, the women made a quiet exit
from the terminal, declining to comment or to acknowledge the group.
Around
3 a.m., Lynne paid a visit to her daughter’s Beverly Hills home before driving
the two of them to Spears’s new Malibu pad.

I hope she is able to talk some sense into Brit Brit. She needs to stay home, get help, find a STYLIST, and get her kids back!

Britney Video...Gimme Less

The new video for "Gimme More" has been leaked. This is the one that was shot not once but twice, guess it takes a lot to look this trashy. Click here to see it. What do you think? Discuss...

So Much For Being His Rock...

I realize that most reality television is crap. It's edited, it isn't really "real". But I have got to tell you, I really thought that Bret Michaels and Jes were gonna make it. Guess it never even started...

REALITY TV-show relationships don't last long, especially at VH1. In fact, "Rock
of Love" star Brett Michaels never even got started with the "girlfriend" he
selected last season, Jes Rickleff. Sources tell The Post's Melissa Jane
Kronfeld that Michaels was informed by the pink-haired punk rocker over the
phone that she had taken up with a Chicago clothing designer upon returning home
to the windy city. VH1 has renewed "Rock of Love" for a second season, but has
not announced if Michaels will be its heartthrob.

Bret, give me a call, I'll be your rock.